Twinning is everything! (TDI)

Not So Happy Campers Part. 1

"Yo! We're coming at you live from camp wawanakwa, Somewhere in muskoka, ontario. I'm your host, chris mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show On television, right now! Here's the deal, 24 campers have signed up to spend Eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, Or watch one of their team member's walk down The dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave total drama island, For good. Their fate will be decided here, At the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, All but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing And will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame And a small fortune, Which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle. black flies. grizzly bears." grizzly bear roars

"disgusting camp food!"

"Hey now."

"And each other. every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... total drama island. Welcome back to total drama island. All right, its time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, So if they seem a little t.o.ed, that's probably why. Beth, what's up?"

"It's so incredulous to meet you. Wow, you're much shorter in real life."

"Uh, thanks. D.j."

"Yo, chris mclean. How's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?"

"Yo, dawg, this is it. Camp wawanakwa."

"Humph. Looked a lot different on the application form."

"Hey, gwen."

"You mean we're staying here?"

"No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with a.c. That-a-way."

"I did not sign up for this."

"Actually, you did. The great thing about lawyers is... They make lots of copies."

"I am not staying here."

"Cool. I hope you can swim though, because your ride just left."

"Jerk!"

"Chris mclean! Sup, man? It's an honor to meet you, man!"

"The geoff-ster. Welcome to the island, man!"

"Thanks, man."

"If they say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke."

"Everybody, this is lindsay. Not too shabby."

"Hi! Okay, you look so familiar!"

"I'm chris mclean. The host of the show."

"Oh, that's where I know you from."

"Uh, yeah. Heather."

"Hi! Looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks."

"Duncan, dude."

"I don't like surprises."

"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler any time And have you returned to juvie."

"Okay, then. Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous."

"Drop dead, you skeez. I'm calling my parents. You cannot make me stay here."

"Ladies and gentleman, tyler!"

"Ugh, my shoes!"

"Wicked wipeout, man!"