❝𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘❞
╰►n. | 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 about the impact you've had on the lives of the people you know, wondering whi...
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yoo sangah: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! jung heewon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. mc, deadpanning at jung heewon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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mc: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much? jung heewon: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is! mc: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!! jung heewon: You take that back!!! mc: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
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mc: yoo jonghyuk is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do? jung heewon: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. lee jihye: Tackle them! lee hyunsung: Dump them. han myeongoh: Kick them in the shin! yoo jonghyuk: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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lee gil-young on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change,but when is han myeongoh gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies? Crowd of People: *cheers* lee gil-young: *pulls out a gun and shoots han myeongoh until they run out of bullets* lee gil-young: *reloads, then shoots han myeongoh until they run out of bullets* lee gil-young: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed han myeongoh?
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kim dokja: Your lab is in the bathroom? mc: yoo jonghyuk says this is the perfect place for my work. I'm just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.
