Your Favourite Crime

7

Damien

"This is getting boring."

"We're almost done."

"You said that an hour ago," I complain

"Stop acting like a child," Adriana squeezes my hand as we walk through the art gallery

"yes, ma'am," I sigh

We sit in front of a random painting that I can't even decipher. I look down at Adriana and see her looking at with a glint in her eyes.

I had bought us tickets to the gallery as a date, knowing she loves art. I didn't think it would be so boring and quiet.

But she seems to be enjoying herself which is all I care about.

We continue to move through the rest of the gallery before leaving.

"Thank god. That was boring," I groan

"It was better then the hockey hall of fame," She replies

"It was not. The hall of fame was so fun," I reply as we walk back to the car.

"To you. Just like how the art gallery was fun for me," she says

I nod since she's correct. We spent the evening going somewhere we both enjoy. My sister is watching the kids which is amazing because I can ensure they eat something other than ramen that Ethan made.

"Did you see paintings you liked?" I ask as we walk through the parking lot

"Yes, thank you," Adriana says, holding onto my arm.

As we walk we hear glass shatter and a car alarm go off. Immediately we both duck behind the nearest car.

"What the fuck was that?" I mumble.

"It's not your car, is it?" Adriana asks

I stand and look. I see the the flashing lights of my Benz.

"Son of a bitch," I move out from behind the car. We both hesitantly move towards the car.

"Where's your bear spray?" I ask Adriana. She carrie's it with her as protection.

She hands me her bear spray and I reach into the inside of my jacket. I also have an extra pair of cuffs in my jackets. I go undercover sometimes and they come in handy.

When we get to my car I can see a body that's about 5'11, digging through the back seat.

He won't find anything but barbie dolls and a few hockey pucks. Seth's used to call it "The dad mobile"

I rush up to the person and spray the bear spray in their face.

"AHHH" a male voice yells.

"Get him, baby," Adriana rushes from behind me and tackles the man to the ground.

My girl can take down anyone twice her size. It's fucking sexy.

"Cuffs," Adriana says, struggling as the thrashed under her.

"Get off, bitch," The man grunts.

"Watch it!" I yell at the man as I hand Adriana the cuffs. She cuffs him and I help her get him up.

"You just tried to rob the wrong people, man."

______________

"Shocked you didn't beat him up."

"I wanted to."

"I wouldn't let him," Adriana says beside me. "I wasn't explaining to your sister why we had to bail you out of jail when we're supposed to be on a date."