One day, Ronald watched the news, he saw his friend Jerald being sentenced to death row. Ronald didn't care. The thing he cares is his bussin homemade crack-I mean carrots. Ronald's carrots mean the world to him, that why his wife divorced him. But that gave him more space and motivation to make more carrots. Ronald looked like absolute dog water grass koolaid. He took a shower, got dressed and headed out to the most sketchiest parts of town with his bag full of crack-I mean carrots. He sold his carrots to friends,girlfriends,and really dumb children. Ronald loves doing his job, it makes good money and it helps people. Ronald thinks he's a doctor. But all this stress is weighing him down so he takes a carrot 🥕, cuts it in half and the white powder comes out smelling and looking delicious. Ronald puts the powder into rows and proceeds to snort it. Ronald starts to hallucinate hot babes in bikinis and a lot of money. Suddenly Ronald snaps back into reality of turtles breaking into his workplace without his pants. The turtles are his customers. The carrot lords. They looked angry and asked where's the goods. Ronald says he ran out and it would take a week to make. Ronald is held gunpoint as the angry turtle leader yells very not family friendly words at him and saying he will kill all of his girls,family and friends. They slam Ronald's head onto his desk making him bleed from his forehead. Before they pulled the trigger, Ronald learned a lesson, something he should've known from the beginning.
Don't do drugs kids.
