Perfidy - A Self-Insert

- Chapter Three -

 

   Y/n dropped their backpack off at their fourth period, History, and started heading to lunch. And they would've kept walking by themself, if someone didn't yell at them from behind.

" Heyo! Y/n! "

  Jasper was behind them, with a group of people. They were all very different, unique sense of style and everything. Jasper was next to two people, Arrow and a taller person with a short brown haircut. Pony tail was taking to tall black hair, and twink was yelling at taller twink.

" Come meet my friends! "

   Y/n quickly gave me a rundown of their friend group, saying their was some other people not there today. Short brown hair was Jessi, Arrows partner. Ponytail was Ace, Tall bitch was Nayh, small twink was Heath and big twink was Dominick.

They all waved or noticed Y/n existed in some way, returning to their own conversations. I just walked beside them, silently listening.

" Bro shut the fuck up, I'm not that lonelyyy" Jasper whined

" Hah, imagine being single " Jessi barked back, and then Dominick pushed them into a locker extremely dramatically. Jessica returned the favor, and Y/n just watched the chaos.

" They do this every day, I have no clue why" Arrow whispered to them and Y/n let out a laugh.

   When they got to the lunchroom, everyone immediately sat at the corner table, either not getting lunch or having their own.

" We all sit here, your welcome to sit with us if you'd like. I usually just don't get food, it sucks ass here, and steal Arrows or Nayhs. "

" do they let you steal their food? "

" Only like- 30 percent of the time. "

A tall boy with fluffy brown hair and glasses came up to the table, sitting next to Nayh.

" That's Nathan, got me in trouble because he sent me Pokémon rule 34 once "

Y/n jaw dropped, turning to them.

" He did not "

" he fucking did, the bastard " Jasper said playfully.

....

" which Pokémon? "

" the fish "

" FUCKING MAGICARP?"

" indeed, that was what the photo was about "

   Lunch was going by quickly, and Y/n fit right into the group. They quickly gathered that the group were more fruity then a fucking bowl of captain crunch.

" SHUT THE FUCK UP DOMINICK YOU GOT A HAIRDRYER UP YOUR ASS " Jasper yelled a bit too loudly, flipping off the boy.

" THAT WAS HEATH "

Heath slowly, dramatically, turned to Dominick.

" I what "

Jasper wheezed. Y/n was laughing along, when they felt a tap on their shoulder. They turned and saw Julia. The laughing behind them stopped, strangely.

" Y/n, you can't possibly be hanging out with these people- " Julia was almost immediately cut off by Jasper.

" Julia, can you fuck off. There's a stick so far up your ass you look like a goddamn corn dog and it's hurting my eyes "

A snort was heard from someone in the group, and Julia's eyes were flaming.

" Ok, sure, fine, see y'all later faggots. " Julia flipped the bird as they walked away, and when they were just out of earshot everyone bursted out laughing.

" SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER IN A GOD DAMN DISNEY MOVIE, did you SEE THE WAY SHE WALKED " Jessica laughed " HOW DID I EVER DATE THAT PHTTT "

HUH

" You what? " Y/n asked.

" Oh lemme get you a rundown " Jasper said,
" basically Julia broke up with Jessi because she wasn't a boy, even though at the time she said she was bi. She also would get mad at us for no reason, and when Jess was dating a girl named Izzy, Julia dated her. Basically, Julia's a bitch and a half "

" Well.. your guys life sounds interesting.. "

Arrow looked at them, " Oh you should've been there when Jasper cussed Izzy out! It was fucking hilarious "

" TIME TO PACK UP " a loud booming voice rang across the lunch room.

" Well, back to hell we go " Nayh said.

" Well shit, I hate history "

" Oh my god, your gonna hate it even more" Jasper whined " the teacher won't let you have your phone in your pocket or he takes it "

" WHAT?"

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