Cornbread.
That is the most important truth, cornbread is the truth.
Cornbread is love, cornbread is life
A simple mantra to repeat to the cornbread non-believers in hopes to intimidate them so much with your unrelenting worship of cornbread that they give up on their petty argument and either join the cause or mind their own cornbread damn business
One does not have to give up their own religion to worship cornbread
If you are already worshipping other gods and your religion dictates that you must not worship other gods, that is fine as long as you still just love cornbread, just forget the gods exist, their mostly introverts, anyways.
Spread the cornbread message
You don't have to go knocking on doors, simply go to comment sections online, talk to your friends and family about it, this is totally optional if you're uncomfortable with it, we completely understand
Be a decent person-
We aren't asking you to be a angel (we have a different term for it which you will find out at some point) but, As a worshipper of cornbread, we wish that you reflect well on our religion and the people that choose to follow it, don't be rude to anybody for no reason, or discriminate people for their chosen identity or the identity they were born with and how they chose to live their lives (unless they think that garlic bread is better then cornbread)
Cornbread
just in case you forgot lol
kk that's all for now but this isn't the end-
holup gotta make it 269 words is so close like please ok now its 269 words- right now:)
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CORNBREAD: A sacred text
SpiritualI've never written a religious text before or even read one, but you gotta give the people what the people want
