day something i can't remember
"they say home is wear the heart is, but god i love the english <3"
LONDON BOY SUPREMACY
felt it was only fitting with my newfound love for england
i don't like that song
do you think the queen would accept me
oh my god what if shes homophobic
the queen is not homophobic
are you doing okay alexis?
whatever you say
and IM FANTASTIC!
WE SHOULD HANG OUT
no thanks
why not dipshit
im amazing and beautiful you cant turn this hot piece of work down
i don't leave my house
yess you do????
you came to the bar and picked me up remember
that was the first time i had left my house in a week
all im seeing is excuses
i don't care who you are. you could literally be famous and i would not care, im making you leave your house
alexis, no.
i have a medical condition and enough mental illnesses to need 2 hands i just don't want to leave
im not going anywhere
give it up.
YOU HAVE A CONDITION????
ARW TOU DYING????
no, it's GERD
i'll probably be okay
that probably makes me think you need to get out even more than i thought you did
do you wanna go ice skating
or do you wanna play video games
OR WE CAN GO TO THE PARK
uh no thanks
choose
idk. ice skating
and maybe park i guess
im PICKING YOU UP IN 30 MINUTES BITCH
you don't know my address
send it to me???
no thanks
this isn't fair
you know where i live but i don't know where you live?????
how am i supposed to like
give you flowers randomly
you don't
i have a question
okay
how many seagulls would have to be in your room before you started to suspect something was going on
uh
one
i would argue four.
alex, do you regularly have seaguls in your room?
no but
1 is a mistake. 2 the guy just brought a friend. 3 id a coincidence. 4 is a murder plot.
why are you asking me this
because
i asked my little sister and she said 26
because she liked seagulls
how old is your sister again?
like eight
makes sense
also im even less sure abt giving you my address now
are you gonna put seagulls in my house
not this time
so you don't have to worry about it
how reassuring.
79171 poopy lane drive
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