Vader in Hell - From The LOTR and Doom crossover

--Chapter 5 - Transformers --

Previously: Vader and The Doomslayer teamed up to investigate an infestation of a new dimension seeping into Hell and find an organism that calls itself a transformer, apparently, its leader is named Megatron, who is the leader of a faction called the Decepticons.

Currently: well... go on... read the story and find out...

Actually currently:

Vader was conversing with the Doomslayer about their previous lives, what they did, and most importantly of course how gruesomely they would kill an enemy...

Vader: I myself prefer to choke them slowly, crushing their windpipe as they desperately reach for their untouchable killer, the life force slowly seeping away from their eyes...

V.E.G.A: The Doomslayer enjoys your method of killing, finding it wholesomely painful, as preferred. However, he would find a rebuttal that ripping off the limbs or tearing the target in half would be a more painful and gruesome manner of ending a target's life.

Vader: Well, yes, it is painful, but it is also fast, meaning it is merciful...

the Doomslayer punched his massive green armored fist on the table, making a heavy dent.

Doomslayer: I am anything but mercy...

Vader: so... you finally speak with your own voice?

Doomslayer: Yes.

Vader: I take it you are beginning to trust me?

Doomslayer: ... perhaps...

just then, a sort of alarm blares through the entire facility, the guards are attempting to keep most of the other employees evacuated in an orderly fashion, until the janitor just comes through running like a madman.

Janitor: WE'RE ALL GONNA DI-

Guard: I'll literally stuff a bullet in your mouth if you don't shut it.

Janitor: proceeds to speed-walk away from the violent security personnel.

Doomslayer: I like his style. (jesus man there's something called diplomacy, y'know? non violent solu- shut up -alright alright... go on)

Vader got up to find Hayden, to ask what on Ea-THE HELL was going on. eventually after some brisk marching, he found Hayden, looking... fearfull.

Vader: Hayden, what is the matter?

Hayden: There are intruders surrounding the ENTIRE parameter, very large in size and quite similar to the one you captured some time ago.

V.E.G.A: A distress signal

Hayden turned towards the doomslayer upon hearing the AI's voice.

Hayden: A what?

V.E.G.A: It is probable that the bio-mechanical being is transmitting a distress signal which it's allies must have received.

Vader: And you're informing us about this... HOW long after you found out?

V.E.G.A: Approximately 2 minutes and 15 seconds ago, and counting.

Vader: And why did you not inform us at the moment you discovered it?

V.E.G.A: You were heavily debating with the Doomslayer at the time, I thought it was best to wait, considering this facility is equipped with the best sort of defense and offense technologies developed. Regardless, you are more well equipped to deal with demonic foes.

Vader: Never... underestimate... your enemies... AI.

V.E.G.A: ... noted.

Hayden: ENOUGH! Both of you, go outside investigate, and intercept the intruders, they must NOT be allowed inside the base.

Vader: ... understod.

Vader didnt really like being ordered, less so from a droid he barely met a few days ago.

timeskip brought to you by Vader yeeting the Doomslayer into an army of imps, causing a bunch of concussions.

outside the base, Vader was trying to use the force to find and locate the intruders, this continued for several minutes.

Doomslayer: Pretty sure the intruders are basically the same as the guy we captured yesterday.

Vader: Perhaps, but one can never be too careful.

Doomslayer: Maybe you're right.

Vader: ... I am right.

The Doomslayer didnt reply, until he spotted something... THINGS in the distance...  

Doomslayer: Vader, you seeing what I'm seeing?

Vader: Yes... vehicles with wheels, but there is something ulse underneath...

not soon after he said that, a cannon emerged form one of the vehicles sides, a tank more specifically. Then shot a gigantic bullet... looked mroe like a missile at the two. Vader stopped it mid air and re-directed it right in front of it's sender, He then launched him-self with the force and landed near to it.

Doomslayer: You know Vega, I think I finally found a guy whom I dont want to rip in half.

V.E.G.A: Im assuming you're talking about Vader.

Doomslayer: No, I'm talking about Hayden.

V.E.G.A: I thougt you didnt li-

Doomslayer: I was being sarcastic.

V.E.G.A: Also noted...

The Doomslayer literally CANONBALLED next to vader, launching a bunch of rocky debris everywhere, Vader used the force to form a barrier between them and the transformers. after 2.546584675 seconds (probably), 3 of them came over, with another just blowing up the barrier with a cannon.

Decepticon 1: Time to die you litt-

Doomslayer promptly BFG9000'ed his tailpipe into rusted ash and... god knows what else. Vader literally force lightning-s another once into a Kentucky Fried Robot (note: he can do this because he has one of the powerful rings from Sauron, read the previous book for more info, Attack on Arda).

Decepticon 3: I'll rip you to scraps!

it started firing a minigun which sent bullets everywhere (as a gun is supposed to do...), Vader then uses The Force to point the gun to his own face, making him shoot his eyes out and eventually making his head explode.

Decepticon 4: Well, time to abandon shi-

Doomslayer just casually sticks in the Crucible in his chest, ripping out it's spark along with it.

Decepticon 4: wel- falls to the floor, face first as his eyes dimmed.

Doomslayer: Im pretty sure this was just the first few.

Vader: I think so too.

Doomslayer: lets go check if there are any more of those things.

they walk, albeit faster than usual, they discussed any information they gathered from their fight. So far, they know that the beings are mechanical, sentient, and have an organ where their energy is stored. A spark, located near where a heart would be.

Also, that some of them could be incredibly stupid, yeah.

(A.N: So, folks, sorry bout splitting this into a part 1 and 2, but had stuff coming up but I didnt want to leave this chapter hanging. So, see you all in a week I guess)