The Unordinary Life of Ben Tennyson

Chapter 4

The Unordinary Life Of Ben Tennyson

Chapter 4

Ah yes normal teenage things no crime fighting

Narrator POV

Ben was asleep on a couch snoring lightly as his watch was beeping signifying someone calling him. In another room. Shirtless John sighing as he picked up his phone

"Hello?"(John)

"Hey I need to make a trip to the mall today. Will you come with me?"(Sera)

"As sh-shopping? Sorry but I'm kinda busy right now!"(John)

"Oh, really?"(Sera)

"Y-Yeah! My place- it's such a mess! It'll take all day to clean- even if I had help!"(John)

"If you'd both just move into the dorms like all the other guys, this wouldn't be a problem anymore."(Sera)

"Then I'd have to worry about my life!"(John)

"True. Hm, that's really too bad then.."(Sera)

"Yeah an-"(John)

DING DONG

"Don't tell me.. YOU'RE ALREADY OUTSIDE?!"(John)

John opened the door after throwing on a shirt to wear. His hair was a mess.. Not bucket head LET'S GOOOO- Sorry, anyways, he had bags under his golden eyes as he gave a light glare at Seraphina

"Aw, don't give me that look. Come on I'll help you clean."(Sera)

She walked in only to see the almost spotless house with Ben lazily draped over the couch one arm hanging off with a blanket on the ground that he seemingly knocked off himself in his sleep. The only real thing on the floor was the red fingerless gloves. Seraphina picked them up and placed them next to a book that was on a table and threw the blanket at Ben waking him up as he rolled off the couch arm instantly going for his wrist with his watch

"There. All done! Let's get going, get dressed Ben."(Sera)

"Ugh, fine you got me.. Just.. please try to keep it short this time, alright?"(John)

Spoiler Alert. She Wont

"...When can I go back to sleep?"(Ben)

"...You don't"(John)

"Jokes on you I can sleep anywhere-"(Ben)

John rolled his eyes. Alas his hair was gelled once again. He noticed something and his eyes lit up he grabbed a shirt

"Hey guys! How's this one? I think the writing is cool! LA MÉ! Gotta be French or something right?"(John)

"...Omnitrix translate to french"(Ben)

"...You're kidding, right? It says LAME"(Sera)

"Actually it means 'THE ME' in French!"(Ben)

"..Please tell me you aren't encouraging him."(Sera)

"Just saying facts! It's positive in French! Kind of!"(Ben)

"See, someone gets it! I'm gonna go try it on!"(John)

"Why are you both like this?"(Sera)

"Eh, who knows anymore!"(Ben)

"You know he's gonna get made fun of for that right?"(Sera)

"Who cares what they think? He's a nice person and strong as hell, mentally and literally, he yeeted that guy out a window yesterday remember?"(Ben)

"..That's fair."(Sera)

That's when John came out wearing the shirt

"Eh, it'd look better without the gel"(Ben)

"Stop trying to get me to get rid of it!"(John)

"Not happening buckaroo!"(Ben)

"To be fair, you did look better without the gel this morning"(Sera)

"See, your outnumbered!"(Ben)

"I've been betrayed"(John)

(Authors Note:Wouldn't be the first time)

"Pff- Sure buddy!"(Ben)

"Hey look! An Ability Gauger!"(John)

"Shameless subject change aside let's check it out!"(Ben)

"..I don't know about this, it's usually a scam."(Sera)

"What's the harm, let's do it! Besides, free prizes!"(Ben)

John grinned before he froze a frown gracing his face.

"You guys go ahead, it'd be a waste of money for me!"(John)

"Aw don't be like that! In the words of a musical I illegally binged we're all friends here"(Ben)

Sera raised an eyebrow

"Illegally?"(Sera)

"Yeah!"(Ben)

"Nice."(Sera)

"You're both menaces to society."(John)