How You Get The Girl ── Peter Parker [TASM] (On Hold)

Prologue.

     How do you get the girl?

     Well, lemme tell you! Disclaimer: Going off personal experience.

     Step One, abandon her when you're going through it!  It's one hundred percent a-okay, and you definitely should be expecting her to forgive you once you decide you want to come back into her life.

     Step Two, annoy her to the ends of the earth.  Feel free to get creative with this step!  My personal favourite is the endless back and forth thinking out loud routine about your new, super cute and blonde crush!  ('Cause how are you going to not crush on anyone who looks like the goddess that is Gwen Stacy.  I don't blame him, I really don't.  I just sometimes wish it was me who caught his attention instead, that's all.)  Other ideas may include: preventing said girl from helping tend to mysterious wounds, and lie on command.  Bonus points if she can see right through those lies.

     Step three, be hot and cold!  This step is incredibly important, you must always leave her to wonder what the hell is going on with you!  Bonus points if you don't hide it that well.

     Step four, say something you don't mean.  This can be anything, as long as it targets something she's clearly sensitive about.  Act like it did hurt you to say it to her, but let her walk away from you regardless.  Remember, you're protecting her.

     Step five, be there no matter what.  Self-explanatory.

►𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋