Auron: *making coffee to start off his day*
Trystan:....*gets out of bed and waddles over to Auron, hugging his leg* Daddeh!
Auron: Huh? What're you doing up already?
Trystan: *smiles and just hugs him*
Auron: *sighs before setting his coffee aside and picking him up* C'mon, let's get you back to bed *gently sets Trystan back down in his bed* Rest up buddy *kisses his forehead before going to drink his coffee, then afterwards, going outside to train*
Trystan: *wakes up again and notices Aurons not inside so he waddles out the door in search of his babysitter*
Auron: *sends a large wave of fire towards his target before seeing Trystan waddle in the way* HOLY *BLEEP*!!! *quickly uses his magic to protect him* TRYSTAN ARE YOU OKAY!?
Trystan:.....Daddeh! :D *waddles up and hugs his leg*
Auron:...
*later*
Auron: Alright Beth you ready? *about to spar*
Beth: Hell yeah I am *summons hundreds of knives and uses her magic to start throwing them at Auron*
Auron: *dodging them with ease till Trystan waddles in and gasps* Not again
Trystan: DADDEHHHHH ;~; *begins waddling towards him, falling flat on his face before getting back up and waddling again, almost getting stabbed but Beth just barely stopped it*
Beth: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE DAMN KID WAS SLEEPING
Auron: I thought he was *quickly bends down* what's wr-
Trystan: *hugs him* why she hurts you? ;^;
Auron: Pft, like she could hurt me
Beth: We're similar in power right now don't test me!
Auron: I'm still the stronger one though
Beth: If I wouldn't get censored I'd cuss you out you little—
*even later*
Auron: *fighting Zalin* Dammit! Who the hell even is this guy???
Trystan: *holding his teddy bear as he waddles outside* Daddeh! I made you coffee!
Auron: U-Umm! Just a second! *struggling to hold his own* G-Go back inside to your mom, kay???
Zalin: A Nagashi *was about to attack Trystan but Auron kicked the blade out of his hand and shoved him through a portal before sealing it*
Auron: *sighs in relief before landing* Trystan seriously I need you t—
Trystan: *holds up the coffee happily*
Auron:....*sighs*
*at a meeting*
Auron: We have to get Trystan to stop being so attached to me.
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Just rp memes
HumorLiterally nobody will understand this unless if I've sent you the link to this story. Sorry mah doods, but maybe it'll still be funny to everyone even tho you're lost-
