I mustache you not laugh at me!
You compliment your friend on her mustache and suddenly she won't talk to you.
Person 1: I mustache you a question.
Person 2: Really man, that joke is so old!
Person 1: Never mind, I'll shave it for later...WAIT! I'll just whisker it in your ear.
Have you ever seen a mustache that grew it's own mustache?
I used to be boring now I have a mustache.
