What i feel when i have my phone close to me

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Me: *trying to do math*

Phone: "there is someone calling you"

Me: "shut up"

Phone: "you shut up you stupid bitch I'll break your leg if you don't pick me up"

Me: "..."

Phone: "I need you to look at me now look at me"

Me: "..."

Phone: "come now. quickly. OR DIE"

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