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💰 Comebacks #1

Comeback: A witty reply after a critical remark.
E.g. If someone insults you, you can use a sarcastic reply to burn them :D

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1. You’re the reason God created the middle finger.

2. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.

3. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

4. I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.

5. I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

6. Someday you’ll go far. I hope you stay there.

7. Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

8. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

9. You should really come with a warning label.

10. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.

11. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.

12. It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.

13. You look like something that came out of a slow cooker.

14. I will ignore you so hard you will start doubting your existence.

15. Feed your own ego. I’m busy.

16. I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

17. You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

18. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

19. You are so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.

20. I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

21. Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.

22. I’ve been called worse by better.

23. Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?

24. Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.

25. Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?

26. Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.

27. Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.

28. You see that door? I want you on the other side of it.

29. You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.

30. If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard.