Wrong Number | Ranboo x Reader

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"Damn, you've got some rich viewers!" I said, turning back to Ranboo.

"Oh God, 50 more gifted subs!? What the hell we're already only like– 200 awag from the subgoal what the hell!?" Ranboo said. I laughed a bit.

"That's what you get for saying you'd flirt! It's like that time when Phil said if you hit the subgoal, he'd get you food~" I teased, reminding him of that moment. Ranboo gave me a look.

"You saw that clip, but you hadn't seen the clip of me telling Tubbo about my tactical flirting!?" Ranboo asked. (I almost wrote "flerting" because there's a thread in these chapters of people saying "deffo flerting" 😭)

"I only really watch your clips if they appear in my YouTube recommended! Which– Happens a lot now–" I laughed awkwardly.

"My God– Jesus, thank you... Cian, for the 40 gifted subs! Have you been the one giving us the previous 50?" Ranboo asked, as Cian had gifted subs this time. Then, a donation appeared on screen.

"cian.is.better.than.uuuuu donated 2 dollars: no, I'm too broke for that shit. this is basically the last of my money, better appreciate whore" I laughed as I read out the donation. (can't remember how and U's we're in their username, so I just guessed lmaoo)

"Never thought I'd hear you say that word," Ranboo laughed.

"Which one?" I smirked.

"I know what you're trying to do, and you're not going to get me to say it," Ranboo caught on. I pouted. "Oh don't pout, because then I'll feel bad–" Ranboo started to say, before someone interrupted us.

"YES! I GOT YOU GUYS TO THE SUBGOAL!" Tubbo suddenly yelled. Ranboo had jumped, not expecting to hear Tubbo.

"How long have you been here for!?" Ranboo asked.

"I was watching the stream originally, until you said something about hitting the subgoal. I immediately ran in here and started gifting you subs. You're welcome for around 200 gifted subs!" Tubbo said.

"THAT WAS YOU!?" Ranboo yelled.

"Uhh aNYWAY, I'VE GOTTA GI GET MY 18 HOURS OF SLEEP! BETTER START THAT TACTICAL FLIRITNG, LOVER BOY!" Tubbo yelled, before running off. I just laughed.

"Well hey, now you get to tactical flirt with me on stream in front of... How many people?" I smirked. Ranboo thought for a moment, before clapping.

"weLP 👏 THAT'LL BE THE STREAM FOR TODAY–" Ranboo started to say.

"HEY, YOU'RE NOT SCAMMING THEM TODAY!" I yelled. Ranboo sighed.

"I am scamming them," Ranboo said. I couldn't tell if he was joking this time. I fake pouted.

"Asshole," I said. Ranboo smirked.

"You know, you're cute when you fake pout like that~" Ranboo said. Immediately, I felt my face heat up, since I didn't expect that.

"N-No, I'm n–" I started saying.

"It's cute when you get flustered like this. It's fun to just tease you over stupid things, then have you get all embarrassed," Ranboo laughed, continuing the parkour he'd been doing for a while. I leaned back in my chair and sunk down, trying to hide my red face. (Idk how to flert, sO THIS IS GONNA BE SHIT! Also, yes I spelled flirt like that on purpose before you leave comments on it lmao)

"Shut up," I said. Ranboo laughed.

"Nah, I don't think I will. I like doing this," Ranboo laughed.

"Fuck you!" I said. Ranboo gave me a look.

"Sorry, but I'd much rather not," Ranboo said. (I normally would NEVER use this comment in this book, but I felt it was fitting. If anyone is super uncomfortable I'll immediately remove it!!)