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The Manager Season 1 On Crack Part 2

Back to Y/N and Jinx...

Y/N: More booze!

A cup of straight alcohol is slammed in front of him. He immediately slams it down and throws the glass across the room.

Y/N: YEET!

Back at the KDA House....

Evelynn lays in bed and reads a horny book. She imagines herself in the story with Y/N.

She looks around before she turns the lights off.

And then....

Y/N, Jinx, and Sona stumble back to Sona's hotel room.

They all laugh as they walk in before they all face plant to the floor where they fall asleep.

Chapter 11.

Y/N wakes up and looks around confused. Sona comes out as well.

Sona: Jinx is sick.

Jinx throws up in the background. The throw up starts to leak out of the toilet and into the room.

Y/N: She's your problem now.

Y/N holds up a peace sign and slowly vanishes.

Y/N appears on the couch next to Akali.

The other girls walk out.

Evelynn: Baka.

Ahri: Music.

Kai'sa: I'm still here.

Akali turns to Y/N.

Akali: Wanna go on a daaaaaaaaaattttttteeeeee?

Y/N: Sure.

The two walk out of the house. The others stand there with shocked looks on their faces.

The two go to the movies but Akali is recognized.

Woman: OH MY GOD! IT'S AKALI!

Y/N: Run.

Y/N picks up Akali and runs back to the house.

He boards up the windows and the doors.

He then walks over to the girls.

Akali: Thank you.

She kisses his cheek. The other girls look at her even more shocked.

Chapter 12.

Y/N and Jinx walk with the girls to the office of the CEO of the record label.

They enter and find Jayce.

Y/N: Jayce.

Jayce: Y/N.

Jinx: Oh no.

Kai'sa: I'm still here! Still in the story. Yes, sir. I am around.

Y/N picks the girls up and sets them outside. He and Jayce then face each other.

They tackle each other to the ground and start to slap each other.

Jinx turns to the girls outside.

Jinx: They're friends.

Jayce: DIE!

Y/N: I WANT TO!

Jinx: They love each other.

Y/N and Jayce sit on the floor, now shirtless and smoking cigarettes.

Jayce: I'm married.

Y/N: Poor girl.

Jayce: You have yourselves a deal.

The girls sign the papers and get a record deal. Confetti shots out and hits Kai'sa in the face, knocking her out.

Ahri: Music.

Evelynn: You fought with Y/N and Jinx?

Jayce: Yep. They've seen shit. Y/N is the Red Death.

KDA: Wow.

Y/N starts to make food but the girls show up.

Ahri: Music.

Kai'sa: Still here.

Evelynn: I want that D.

Akali: I'm gonna kiss you now.

Akali kisses Y/N while the girls watch shocked.

Chapter 13.

Y/N: We make video.

KDA: YAY!

Chapter 14.

Mayhem happens in the house before the door bell is rung. Everyone stops and stares at the door.

Y/N: I'll get it!

Y/N opens the door and finds a box. He picks it up and immediately starts to shake it.

He throws it into the house and cuts it open.

Inside are four guinea pigs dressed like the KDA girls.

Jinx: Aw shit.

Ahri picks up the note.

Ahri: Music Music Music Music Music Music.

Y/N plays a song on his phone and Mini Kai'sa starts to twerk.

Akali slams down a doll house and the animals get inside of it.

Y/N and Evelynn are now in the pet store looking for stuff for the guinea pigs.

Everyone watched the animals and ah shit. Flashback time!

Darius: No war crimes.

Ops Force: Okay!

The group rush into a building full of terrorists and shots everyone in sight.

Ahri: Music?

Y/N: I'm A-OK!

He was not A-OK.

Chapter 15.

Y/N lays in bed in his Spider-Man PJ'S when Ahri kicks the door in.

Ahri: Music.

She jumps on the bed with Y/N.

Y/N: What's on your mind?

Ahri: Music.

Y/N: Things will never be the same.

Ahri looks at him. She then begins to shake.

Ahri: M-M-Music. M-MMMMusic. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I feel like the two of is have grown apart to a point that we may never return to the way things were. But I do care for you as both a manager and a friend and I blame myself for the horrors that you have been through. I just want you to know that I will always be here for you because you're always here for me.

The two stare at each other.

Ahri: You want sum fuck?

<Insert Lemon Here>

Chapter 16.

Jinx: Did you give her sum fuck?

Y/N: No.

Everyone looks at the guinea pigs as they fight. Y/N drinks a beer and turns back to Jinx.

Y/N: Okay, yes.

Jinx: They all love you and I'm tired of everyone beating around the bush.

Kai'sa: I love you.

Ahri: Music.

Evelynn: You're pretty okay.

Akali: Husbano.

Y/N: I can't return those feelings.

Silence fills the room. Evelynn grabs Y/N by his shirt.

Evelynn: You will.

Y/N: Okay.