day two of texting you taylor swift lyrics until you don't hate her
im ready
all these people say loves for show, but i'd die for you in secret <3
you're so flirty.
i hate it.
im gonna call you pinnochio now
bc you keep lying to me
your nose just keeps growing babe
no it gets shorter everytime i speak to you
is that how pinocchio works
idk is it
i asked you first
this isnt how THIS works fred
don't care
okay whatever
oli is watching his stupid among us youtubers
that game died like yesterday im so tired he has kept me up for days talking about these people
oh?
there's ur stupid punctuation kink
and yes
karl jacobs is their favorite
and i do not blame him
i don't blame him either
NOT YOU TOO
i thought you were bae...
don't say that
that is absolutely fucking terrible
i hated 2016
i don't think that was 2016
shut the fuck up
never say anything again
okay 🧎♀️
you're done.
DO YOU HAVE TIKTPK
yea
YES.
YES.
TBH DIDN'T EXPECT THAT FROM YOU
what
part of me thought you were one of those guys whos like really republican and has a mullet and HATES twitter
what the fuck.
where do i even give that impression
you're not denying it
im not republican
fuck that
oh thank god
YOU ARE READING
22 - corpse husband ✓
FanfictionIN WHICH he accidentally texts the wrong number.... "i'm 22, like that taylor swift song." "gross." - started: october 25th, 2021 finished: march 19th, 2022 as a warning, the formatting is messed up in some places bc of the wattpad mobile interface...
