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Theme: Trapped in IKEA
Writer: Thomas Berryman
These instructions are not clear,
Now I have absolutely no idea.
I've tried countless times to construct this table,
Now it's looking like a horses stable.
These instructions are not clear,
Now I have absolutely no idea.
Luckily for me -- here I have plenty of materials,
Though the only thing readable is barcode serials.
These instructions are not clear,
Now I have absolutely no idea.
The staff have all but gone home,
I am here surrounded by failed constructions...all alone.
The exits are no longer clear. I am trapped in wretched IKEA.