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im never talking to you again

that seems fair

ofc it does
you little bitch

seems kind of extreme for our first conversation dont you think

the fuck?
oh

i think you have the wrong number

oh really?

yeah actually
are you a teenager
please tell me you aren't a teenager
i'll shake and cry and scream

im 23

crisis averted
im 22
like that taylor swift song

gross

what did you just say to me
how tall are you

your mom

she's dead
moving on
how tall are you

oh shit
my bad
6ft

so you're like 5'10?
assuming your a male
i could beat the shit out of you then
im a woman
btw
she/her <3

yeah
he/him

you know how to use pronouns?
holy shit
you're hot as fuck
hey lol
hand in marriage?
down to fuck?

uh

taking that as a no
boring ass
question for ya

?

since you hate my girl
t swift
opinion on imagine dragons

they're fine

imagine dragging deez nuts across your face
gottem

...

whats up with you and punctuation
you got a punctuation kink or something weird like that
actually don't answer that

i don't even know you

but you could get to ;)

can i get a pass

nope

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