₊̣̇In which Minho leaves a pretty questionable comment under his classmate Jisung's post.₊˚
❝ Smack my ass like a drum juseyo 🙏❞
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⌦ a high school au
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"Goodbye baby goodbye~"
"Minho I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE NOT DONE WITH YOUR SHOWER IN FIVE MINUTES JEONGIN AND I ARE LEAVING!" Jungwoo was tired of waiting downstairs for Minho to finish up with his 'concert' and was getting more and more impatient as the minutes passed by.
"Ugly people have it so easy, no expectation to always look pretty and smell nice where as people like me-"
"ALRIGHT LET'S LEAVE JEONGIN COME ON"
It was the last day of their two day long field trip. This was supposedly an 'educational trip' which consisted of students from their own and an another school as well. This was apparently to enhance their sociability when in reality both the schools were just too lazy to change the destination as both had booked the same place and gave it the name 'interactive experience'. They were about to leave the cheap excuse of a motel in half an hour and other classes had already assembled outside waiting for their transport. Their class was late as usual, the leader being the timid and gullible classmate Doyoung (the nerd).
"Doyoungie~"
"Minho wh-what do you want?"
"That bottle you have in your hand. I had heard some noises down the first floor last night and wouldn't you know, there was this white apparition just outside your room. If I'm in luck I'd find some of those good ol' spirit folks who I will train to haunt any who ever trouble me." He side-eyed Doyoung and saw the boy looking scared out of his wits.
"M-minho there is no s-such thing as ghosts."
"Did I say ghosts? How uncultured you are, I'm pretty sure their first target is gonna be-"
"Mr Choi!"
"Sleep with your undies tight Doyoung, watch out."
Ughh great. The tattle-tale had told on him and he was stuck sitting with some Bang Chan who was from the other school. The blonde's charming self couldn't end Minho's silent whines and he kept on whining and grunting at every sharp turn the stupid driver made.
"HEY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED YOU MORON-"
"Hey calm down, why do you seem so exasperated?" Minho internally scoffed. How dare he intervene and ask why he was 'eckapareted?'He really thought he could get him to talk by using some fancy words.
"......And that's how I ended up sitting with you."
Ok so maybe he had a habit of oversharing a bit.
"Hmm so you're quite the trouble maker."
"I'm not, you don't know anything about me. If you continue taunting me I might just be the reason for your ghastly death-"
"You do know these tricks don't work on me."
"...Right"
𐐪𐑂 ♡ 𐐪𐑂
Minho was enjoying Chan's company more than he would like to admit. He was charismatic, funny and somewhat familiar....
"Hey have we like ever met before?"
"That's the lamest pick up line ever"
"Ok then shove it up your butt."
Minho struck as a pretty interesting character to Chan.
The bus stopped abruptly, halting everyone's talks. The driver apparently had to take a bathroom break when they were just a few kilometers away from their schools.
Chan took out his phone and was scrolling through his feed. He seemed to be quite invested as he failed to notice the peeking of the other.
Minho was peeking at Chan's instagram not so subtly and when the blonde reached the post of a specific rapper, he lost his marbles.
"H-HOW DO YOU KNOW JIS- I MEAN J.ONE??!"
"He's uh my friend? We produce music together."
"So that would make you.."
"Hah well I chose a pretty killer stage name, CB97."
All the kings horses all the kings men, could not put Minho together again.
Now he knew why the blonde seemed familiar, he had seen him in some of Jisung's posts.
Chan's boast about his stage name couldn't be registered in Minho's brain because all he could think about was how his classmate/crush was friends with this blonde oaf he spent the entire trip making fun of. What are the odds...
But he couldn't blow this, he couldn't let him know about his secret account which he uses to stalk his classmate..
"OYYE LINO CHECK YOUR NOTIFS YOU MOODY BITCH" someone from the backseat yelled and Chan looked surprised to say the least. This other school certainly had a different way of talking. Minho just looked unbothered and like an idiot, went straight to his account.
"Hey lemme see your username I wanna follow you-" Chan stopped his rambling once he caught a glimpse of the username. How could he not recognize it, his friends and him were talking about this particular person yesterday and now that Chan knew his identity-
"UH UHM IT'S NOT WHAT YOU-"
"So you're the one who leaves those thirst comments under-"
"NO T-THAT'S NOT ME YOU BLONDE CARTOON"
"Suuuure Minho, it's not you~"
"ctrl + alt + delete"
"What the heck"
"JUNGWOO IT'S NOT WORKING"
"What are you talking about Minho?"
"That's the combination to delete something, you'll soon have no memory of this conversation or who I am. I guess it'll take some time to work though."
Oh Minho, if only things worked that way..
꒷︶꒷꒥꒷ ‧₊˚ ꒰ฅ˘ω˘ฅ ꒱ ‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷
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