YOU ARE READING Funny Texts Random FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable. #funny #humor #quotes #teen #texts Text 167 2.2K 42 5 by mrgerkable by mrgerkable Follow Share Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Share via Email Report Story Son : We just ate Dad : Ok so you can be here at 5? Son : We'll see. How does the turkey smell? Dad : I guess through its beak.