YOU ARE READING Funny Texts Random FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable. #funny #humor #quotes #teen #texts Text 161 2.3K 51 3 by mrgerkable by mrgerkable Follow Share Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Share via Email Report Story G 1 : Pssst, is this a praying mantis? G 2 : Yes. Dont have sex with it. It will eat you after G 1 : Good call. It was all looking at me all seductive like... G 2 : Thats hiw they get you.