YOU ARE READING Funny Texts Random FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable. #funny #humor #quotes #teen #texts Text 97 3K 110 5 by mrgerkable by mrgerkable Follow Share Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Share via Email Report Story B 1 : Dude, you were so drunk last night! B 2 : What?? I wasnt. B 1 : Yes you were. You shot me twice with a nerf gun and stabbed with a plastic knife, grabbed my necklace and yelled " kill confirmed! ".