✨Voltron problems✨

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Me: okay back on track, anyways let's get on with why your really here

All: okay

Pidge: that isn't us tho?

Me: yeah people make raps and songs either based off of you or are pretending to be you. Kinda like cosplay or role play

Hunk: oh okay

Me: next

Allura: oh I remember that, what did you call it pull?

Keith: pool

Lance: of course Keith would know, he grew up playing it, cause he's a cowboy

Keith: I'm not a cowboy, and yes, I actually did grow up playing it

Lance: wait what?

Keith: I grew up playing pool, I can play nearly any version of pool

Lance: tch show off

Hunk: why didn't you invite me?

Keith: you were busy doing something

Me: y'all done yet?

Shiro: yes

Me: okay and Keith?

Keith: yeah?

Me: imma expose yo ass

Keith: about what?

Me: da past

Keith: how do you- how can you-

Me: you're a tv show in irl, and I know everything about you!!

Me: anyways next

Hunk: so that's what you were doing?

Keith: ...

Allura: why? Why Keith why-

Lance: how could you!!

Keith: what?

Lance: why did you try to do that. I know we have talked about sacrifices, but I never thought you would take it literally!!! You dumbass you have no idea how much we would've missed you!!! How much...I would've missed you...

Keith: Lance...

Me: imma expose the 2 of you 😈

All- Klance: ...WHAT!?

Klance: ...*Upset for what they're gonna say*

Shiro: no no no no no, we all support you, we just didn't expect it

Pidge: I mean since the latest attack you too have been around each other more😏

Klance: we have?

Pidge: yeah😏

Me: Pidge, stop imma reveal your secret now

Shiro: wait so you 2 are a couple are just really close

Pidge: close enough to be called a couple

Keith: so you are.

Hunk: yeah hehe

Lance: how many people here are gay?

Allura: what is gay?

Keith: when a gender loves the same gender as they are, for example I'm a boy and I love Lance who is a boy

Allura: but Lance like girls so he isn't gay

Keith: I was trying to say I was gay but okay- Lance I bisexual meaning he like both boys and girls

Me: are we seriously about to talk about sexualities?

Shiro: apparently