I see Andy has sent a message to Gerard, but it's on our old group text - the one all the Plastics are on. It says, I'm worried about Brendon. I know you're mad at me, but I think someone nominated him as a joke. He's so annoying, nobody would seriously like him as King.
Gerard sends a message to Brendon, but Andy and I can see it. Andy told me that he thinks you're annoying. You deserved to know.
Brendon types back a quick, WHAT?!!
*and now, in a strange plot twist, I am switching to Gerard Way's POV. I know Patrick is the main character, but the next part won't make sense otherwise.*
I gulp nervously once I realize Patrick and Andy could see my text to Brendon. How could I be so stupid and not realize it was our group text! Quickly, I dial Brendon to explain everything.
"Brendon? I need to talk to you without Patrick and Andy seeing this. I think Andy's mad about us leaving him and is trying to make us hate each other."
"I wouldn't be surprised," Brendon responds. "He's always been so manipulative like that." My phone starts ringing again, but this time, it's Andy.
"Hey Gee, Brendon and Patrick are wrong about this whole ordeal. Let's hang out without them. Ditch those losers, right?"
"I can't go out tonight," I lie, not wanting to be around Andy. "I have to go save rock and roll."
"Fine! You can go cry me an ocean and leave me be!" Andy replies.
*Back to Patrick's POV*
Gerard calls me and Brendon, and I pick up. "Hey Gee, Bren, what happened?" I ask.
Gerard explains, "Andy was trying to get me to hang out with him without you guys. He's such a loser, I swear."
"I know, right?" Brendon agrees. "We should find a way to tell him off for good. Make sure he stays out of our lives. Pat, are you free this weekend?"
"Don't call me Pat," I scowl. "And no, I'm not free. My parents are taking me to see some lame band called the Black Parade. I could try to get out of it, though."
Brendon cheers, "Awesome! Let's have a huge party and not invite Andy!" "Yeah!" Gerard agrees. "We'll teach him."
"We can have the party at my place," I suggest. "It'll be epic."
"We'll have balloons, and Ryan Ross, and milk. Those are three ingredients for an amazing party," laughs Brendon.
"Alright. See you later," I say, hanging up. Andy will be so upset when he finds out about this, but I don't care what he thinks.
Besides, after the Halloween incident, it's only fair I embarrass him this time.
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Mean Bands (Bandom version of Mean Girls)
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