vampires don't bite ; rory keaner

S1 E4: The Blue Moon

SLIGHT SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING ⚠️⚠️NOT MUCH BUT STILL SOME

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Episode 4

destiny laughed as ethan and benny got stuck in head locks underneath of a big hairy guy's armpits.

"ethan! talk to me buddy, you okay?"

"yeah, i'm great! nothing like starting the day in some guy's armpit!" destiny continued to laugh her ass off, recording the whole thing. "shut up, destiny!" benny grumbled. the man tightened his grip on the boys' necks, causing them to both groan even more, in pain.

"owowow! okay, okay! we get it, we get it, you're the alpha male and we're not!" destiny laughed while covering her mouth. this was the funniest thing that's happened since ethan got stuck in that locker from that ghost coach.

"can you please just give them wedgies and scurry along now." destiny chuckled, seeing that the boys were in real pain. she put her phone away.

the guy let go of them, shoving them to the side.

"all right listen up, geeks!" he said as the boys cowered, "from now on, we're best buds. got it?"

ethan and benny looked at each other weird. destiny scoffed. "really? you wanna be friends with the-"

"yeah, yeah. yeah, we got it!" ethan confirmed.

"yeah! awesome. best buds forever. totally cool." benny said awkwardly, "headlocks are like jock hugs." benny told ethan. "awesome. see you around, bro one and bro TWO!"

the guy punched them each in the shoulder before walking over to destiny, "he-"

"get." she demanded, simply. he did, scurrying off towards his jock friends.

both ethan and benny whimpered in pain, holding their shoulders.

benny then put both arms on each of his sides.

"that..." destiny walked closer to the boys, "...was awesome!" destiny scoffed, "which part? the part where he dislocated your shoulders or the part where you were practically eating his deodorant?"

benny smacked his lips, "mm... glide stick. extreme glacier ice. two thousand.... nine."

"that's fucking disgusting." destiny said, furrowing her eyebrows. benny rolled his eyes as ethan nodded in agreement.

"i mean the part where we're friends with david stachowski. our street cred just went through the roof!" "why would a guy like him want to friend up with us?" "you're right benny! maybe we can flirt with girls now." destiny agreed sarcastically as a girl began to walk over to them. "hey babe." she winked while clicking her tongue, causing the girl to blush as she waved seductively at destiny.

"hey, wanna go out?" the girl glared at benny, "drop dead."

destiny laughed as ethan rolled his eyes at his friend.

"see?! she spoke to me! that never happened pre-headlock!"

ethan shook his head, "there's something about that guy..." destiny scoffed, "what, his fleas or his major hair growth problem?" ethan chuckled as david growled at a boy walking past. "he's huge, he's popular and he's awesome!" benny exclaimed, pulling a hug out of his hair. "is.... is that a flea?! tell me i don't have fleas!"