YOU ARE READING Funny Texts Random FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable. #funny #humor #quotes #teen #texts Text 71 3.5K 125 17 by mrgerkable by mrgerkable Follow Share Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Share via Email Report Story B : I just wanna cuddle. G : Get a dog. B : I'd rather have you. G : I'd rather be set on fire.