James and the Funny Word

Chapter 5 - B-Plot Part 1

This part of the story happens during the end of Chapter 1 and the beginning of Chapter 2

Okay, so remember how I said earlier in Chapter 1 I mentioned that Gordon went to prison. Yeah, well he was sentenced for 50 years. Gordon was very sad at first, but to him, jail honestly wasn't that bad. For one, Gordon made friends really quickly. They really liked him, and he liked them back. Gordon was actually having a good time.

...

Ok I'm going to cut to the chase. 

You know how earlier I said "Gordon was actually having a good time."

Well that doesn't matter anymore because...

...Gordon freaking escaped!

That's right! (that wasn't a second Ferdinand reference by the way) Even though Gordon was having a really good time, he still wanted to get out of there. So he decided that he wanted to escape. Unfortunately, no one who worked at the prison realized that he escaped until he was already gone, so Gordon was home free. How did he escape you may ask? Here is how he did it.

Gordon was in the cafeteria. He was throwing some food away when he saw some stuff in the trash bin. So he started looking through, and the stuff he found were pretty epic. He found a pencil with no eraser and a ton of bite marks, a piece of paper that was slightly skruckled (that is a word I made up, d'you like it? no. frick you then) but most importantly, he found a plastic spoon. Conveniently, his jail cell didn't have an actual floor, so it was just dirt. Because of this, he was able to dig his way out. Gordon was now free!

The first thing that Gordon did after escaping, was stealing a bottle of Baja Blast from the nearest 711. He then went into the woods to hide. Somehow, he didn't get caught. He sat down next to a log that had lots of moss... he ate the moss. Luckily, since Gordon is a train, poison doesn't affect him. He also obviously drank the Baja Blast he stole.

After awhile Gordon realized that no one was coming after him, so he left the woods. He went to the store, and stole an iPhone for his own personal benefit. Once again, somehow, he didn't get caught.

Then, he had a brilliant idea! In the distance he saw Knapford Station, and through the window, he saw Sir Topham Hatt eating a Big Mac. Gordon was very hungry, so when the fat guy left the room to take a poo or whatever, Gordon sneakily went up and stole the borger. He then ran away as fast as he could.

Wait, the phrase makes it sounds like he has legs.

Ah, nothing in this story makes real sense anyways.

The Big Mac had a few bites it in already, but Gordon didn't care, and ate it quickly. A few seconds later, in the far distance he heard someone scream... 

"WHAT THE FRICK!" 

It was most likely The Fat Controller.

Gordon laughed, and then burped real loud. Loud enough for Thomas and Percy to hear from a great distance away.

"What the hell was that?" said Thomas to Percy. "I have no freaking idea," replied Percy.

Suddenly, it started to rain! 

"Oh crap!" called Gordon.

Yes I know that Henry is the one that hates rain, but I feel like all engines do so shut up!

Gordon went back to the woods to make shelter for himself. Since he was a criminal now, he couldn't go to Tidmouth sheds or whatever. He took the log with no moss on it now, and chopped it up to make a house. It was a nice house, and Gordon went inside, thinking of his next act of violence and or crime to do. He then thought of the best idea ever.