3.8K 45 26
  • Dedicated to Jessica

“Hey, get back here!” the Wal-Mart police yelled.

“You’ll never take me alive!” I yelled, shooting the bullet-like things from the Nerf guns at them.

They just don’t get what it’s like to have fun.

I knew that I couldn’t get caught. They’d probably take me to the Wal-Mart jail. I quickly ran into the girls’ bathroom, locked the stall, and listened as they sprinted past. Stupid cops. Only the best days can come from Wal-Mart, I thought, smirking. I decided to just sit for awhile, and thought over what I was going to do next on my Wal-Mart fun-day…when I suddenly fell asleep.

Wal-Mart is awesome.

Idiot in Wal-MartRead this story for FREE!