Funny movie disclaimers

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My favourite funnymovie disclaimers

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1. "Any references to any religious organization is purely coincidental,

and no actual Mormons were used or abused in the

filming of this picture." - Orgazmo (1997)

2. "No real reapers were hurt during the making of this film."

- Blade II (2002)

3= "The persons and events in this production are fictitious. No

similarity to actual persons or predators, living or dead, is

intended or should be inferred." - Pitch Black (2000)

40 "No Canadians were harmed in this production."

- Canadian Bacon (1995)

5* "Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or reincarnated is

purely coincidental." - What Dreams May Come (1998)

&a "No animals were injured during the making of this film,

although some rabbits did have their feelings hurt."

- Happy, Texas (1999)

FB "All characters portrayed in this film are entirely fictitious and

bare no resemblance to anyone living or dead, except for

one." - Jabberwocky (1977)

8* "The following stunts were performed by professionals, so for

your safety and the protection of those around you,

Paramount Pictures and MTV Films insist that neither you or

your dumb little buddies attempt any of what you're about to

see." - Jackass: The Movie (2002)

UB "Any similarity with persons living or dead is an accident.

Sorry." - Bad Taste (1987)

10» "Beavis and Butthead are not real people, in fact they are not

even human. They are cartoons. Some of the things they do

can cause a person to get hurt, injured, expelled, arrested,

and possibly deported. To put it in another way, don't try this

at home." - Beavis and Butthead Do America (1996)