vampires don't bite ; rory keaner

S1 E2: Three Cheers For The Vampire Couple

Episode 2

destiny sighed as she walked with erica and sarah down the hallway.

she rarely hung out with them... well, sarah. she didn't see what ethan saw in her. sure, she was pretty but she was super annoying. she always said weird shit and had a really annoying high voice.

the three approached the cheer sign ups, and destiny groaned. "erica! please tell me you're not doing what i think you're doing." sarah whined, jesus it just made destiny want to shoot herself.

"whaaat? it's just cheerleading!" erica defended herself, "i thought you said you wanted us to be normal." "she has a point." destiny said before erica nodded at sarah, slowly. sarah watched intently at the cheerleaders who were only across the hall, "it's okay, but i think it needs to be a little more like..." she then knocked a girl's books out of her arms. destiny laughed quietly before sarah looked at her angrily, she stopped laughing immediately.

"cheerleaders are not normal! they're more evil than us, and... we're vampires!" "sarah... you know i've always wanted to be a cheerleader." erica said, looking at the sign up stand, longingly. destiny began to tune them out, waiting for her brother and ethan to show up, knowing they would eventually.

"oh, come on. who's gonna miss just one?" erica asked before strutting over the sign up. destiny smirked to herself, "i will!" her and benny said at the same time. destiny followed erica to the sign up stand. "what are you doing?" erica asked her, "signing up! i mean... some of these girls are almost as hot as megan fox! you really think i'm gonna miss out on getting to literally see them shake ass and stretch and shit! hell no! now where do i sign!" destiny licked her lips, looking for a spot to sign her name. after destiny finished, she let erica. she noticed her brother and ethan dancing around like little cheerleaders out of the corner of her eye and giggled.

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destiny strutted out of the bathroom with her cheer outfit on, followed by sarah. ethan whistled suggestively at the brunette who walked closer to the gym and peeked inside. "cowabunga!" benny said jokingly as sarah walked out. "do NOT. say. anything." sarah said. "you look... peppy!" benny said with a shrug after a fit of giggles. "look, somebody needs to make sure erica doesn't do any... sampling, AND that your sister doesn't cheat on her boyfriend, and i'm the only one who can squeeze into this thing." sarah explained, the boys looked over to see destiny biting her lip as a cheerleader bent over after dropping a pompom. ethan chuckled. "let's see what you've got, girls." stephanie said.

"um.... uh-" ethan looked around, confused as all hell.

"oh, god bless chearleaders." benny said as the girl turned around and walked into the gymnasium. sarah groaned, "come on, destiny! you have a boyfriend!" she shouted before grabbing the girl's arm and pulling her into the gym. "you know, i think sarah might need some backup." benny said as the two walked away. "i think she'll be fine." ethan said, pulling benny back towards him before erica bumped into him. "ugh, watch out!" ethan's pupils turned white as he saw erica fall and get her glasses stepped on.

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"or... it could hurt... a lot..." ethan said after the boys got thrown out of the gym, clearly have been kicked in the nuts. destiny giggled at them from inside the gym.

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"and one, two, three, four." "those girls are never gonna let us in there." benny said. "maybe a spy cam?" "no, no. we need to infiltrate — get up close and personal." "and how are we gonna do that?"