The funny but deadly....clumsiness

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Yep.

It's the end of the line for me.

I swear one day my clumsy self is going to get me put in a casket.

For example,today in science class we had a test and I was getting up to turn it in when my sharp long elbows decided to elbow Cade in the head.

MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR MY LAUGHING (I'm serious I'm laughing while I'm writing this.)

ANYWAYS

I've fell down the school's stairs so many times that I'm surprised I haven't broke my neck YET.

I need a full body pad to put under my clothes and a head guard and a mouth guard...and a hair guard (that's my inside joke with myself...please excuse me while I yodel again...)

I

AM

SO

LAME

WHO EVEN LAUGHS AT THEIR OWN JOKE?!

mE.

oH.

Should I go on...

No.

Okay well..

Goodbye!

*yodels like Eminem*

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