Scott Lang: Somebody peed my pants.
Natasha Romanoff: Oh thank god.
Scott Lang: But I don't know if it was "baby" me or "old" me... or just "me" me.
Bruce Banner: Time travel!
Steve says nothing. He simply shakes his head and walks away, tugging y/n by the sleeve.
Bruce Banner: What? I see this as an absolute win!
We cut to see Steve and y/n sitting outside the Avengers Compound, staring at the floor, deep in thought. Steve looks beat, the only possibility of victory now not an opportunity. He looks up as a deafening noise breaks the silence in the distance. As he looks, we see an Audi R8 speeding towards the entrance. The car pulls over to them, but goes a bit too far, then reverses. We see Tony Stark roll down the window and look at them.
Tony Stark: Why the long face? Let me guess: he turned into a baby.
Steve Rogers: Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?
He gets out of the car, and walks around to the back.
Tony Stark: That's the EPR Paradox. Instead of pushing Lang through time, you might've wound up pushing time through Lang. It's tricky. Dangerous. Somebody should've cautioned you against it.
Steve Rogers: You did.
Tony Stark: Oh, did I? Well, thank god I'm here. A fully functioning Time-Space GPS. I just want peace. Turns out, resentment is corrosive, and I hate it.
Steve Rogers: Me too.
They turn to y/n.
y/n: What? Oh come on!
Tony Stark: We got a shot at getting these stones, but I gotta tell you my priorities: Bring back what we lost? I hope, yes. Keep what I got? I have to, at all costs. And... maybe not die trying will be nice.
Steve Rogers: Sounds like a deal.
Steve reaches out his hand to shake in the deal, in which Tony replies in the same way.
Tony reaches back into his trunk to pull something else out, Captain America's Shield. He makes to give it to Steve, who hesitates.
Steve Rogers: Tony I don't know...
Tony Stark: Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly I have to get it out of the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.
Steve fits his arm into the shield.
Steve Rogers: Thank you, Tony.
Tony Stark: Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team. We are getting the whole team, yeah?
y/n: We're working on that right now.
Cut to the Benatar landing in the yard of the Avenger's Compound. Scott is sitting having a Taco and some Nachos at a bench, and everything falls out of the taco as the Benatar lands. Nebula and Rocket walk out of the ship, and past Scott.
Rocket: Hey, humie! Where's Big Green?
Scott Lang: Uh, Kitchen, I think. That's awesome.
Nebula: Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot on the landing zone.
y/n: Only me!
y/n runs up and spins Nebula around in a hug. She laughs, something that still seems foreign. Still no accustomed to earth customs, she kisses him violently. Not having the enhanced breathing Nebula does, y/n struggles for air. Scott stares down at his food. She finally relinquishes him and they walk away hand in hand. Moments later, just as Scott is getting back to his senses, Rhodey lands right in front of him without warning. This time Scott is so surprised, he drops the whole taco.
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