JHONLEEN

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John sat on the side of the road waiting for Cathleen to come pick him up. If it wasn't for those stupid teens ruining and stealing his car, maybe he wouldn't be in this situation right now. John sighed as he saw Cathleens silver Cadillac pull up. Cathleen rolled down the window and said; "Hop in John!" John then proceeded to jump in the Cadillac. (Tommyinnit would be disappointed) as he was shutting the door and puttting his seatbelt on, he heard Cathleen ask him a question. "What happened to you John?  Why are you like this!?" John sighed. We'll fist on all...

Flashback noises

"I was just working as usual and I go to help a costumer"....

"Then I quit because of all the crap they were"....

"Then I tried to get hired at a donut shop"....

"Then I was a tour guide!"...

"Then I became a police man"....

"I scratched my way up all the way to the top!"....

"I had to slaughter the general to get my position!"...

"Then those kids ruined it all!";....

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"I was just doing my job Cathy!" John explained with more detail. Cathleen sighed. "Oh John..." she said. "THE SAME THING ALMOST HAPPENED TO ME A FEW DAYS AGO!" Cathleen screeched as she speed up the car.

More flashback noises

"I was working a normal shift like usual"....

"Then this guy came up to me and asked for one nugget?!"....

"I told him we can't do that!"....

"And this crazy dude went off!"....

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The couple looked at each other as smoke rose out of their ears. "THOSE KIDS" they yelled in sync. Cathleen smiled wickedly. "Let's go home!" She said.  John nodded with a smile.

hOMe tImE

John and Cathleen made it home safely (😩) and went upstairs to get ready for bed. They both sat down for maybe five seconds before a huge crash was heard from downstairs

The couple dashed downstairs only to see the police car the girl stole earlier in their living room! And a huge hole in their wall.

John started to sob and so did Cathleen. They hugged each other. "WHYYyYyYy" they both yelled as Cathleen saw a sticky note on the side of the car gasping and looking at it. The not read 'JHONLEEN <3'

Cathleen gasped again before going over to John as smashing their lips together.  John gently placed one hand on Cathleen hip and one on her cheek as Cathleen buried her hands in his hair. Cathleen tilted her head depending the kiss before she pulled away.

John the peered her face with kisses and with a big smile got down on one knee. John then rapped; 'our life is a mess, not at all clean, but will you do me the honor... and take this gold ring?' As he magically yoinked a ring out of his hair cathleen gasped. "YES" she squealed as a few boards where the car came in fell in the background.

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"And that kids, is how I met your mother. The end!" John finished with a smile at the small children as he tucked them in. John gently kissed the children as he shut the lights off and closed the door. Now the couple, with two kids, and no mare nasty teenagers (they hope atleast) can settle down for awhile! OR SO THEY THOUGHT.

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👏👏 d o n e

(This book is completely a joke lol)