stuff that me and my unstable classmates have done/said in school
(also this is our first week back)
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Teacher: How do you earn points?
Us: Killing the flies
Teacher: And what do you need to show me to get said points?
Us: The body of the fly
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*at the school gates at the end of the day*
Sister: Are you walking home
Me: No
Sister: Okay
Sister: -tells our mom I'm walking home-
Me: -gets left at school-
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Me: -writes a John Cena poem-
Me: -puts the poem in my desk for the next person to find
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*In math class*
Annoying Classmate: This problem is hard
Classmate: don't
Annoying Classmate: You know what would be handy?
Classmate: dONT-
Annoying Classmate: MY 150 DOLLAR CALCULATOR
Classmate: I SAID DON'T SAY IT
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*doing an assignment where we have to figure out who started a fight, and which student should be suspended/punished*
Me: It was Max
Me: Wanna know why?
Me: Cos he's a mama's boi-
*later*
Teacher: And how will you punish Max and Justin?
Me: Couple's therapy
Friend: Make them hug in an oversized T Shirt
Classmate 1: Make them kiss
Classmate 2: Prison
Classmate 3: Death sentance
Classmate 4: WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST GIVE THEM DETENTION
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