A helluva Time

welcome to hell and your new job

We see before us the blood mansion, home of the most dangerous, scariest and cunning mafia family in the human world, inside the kitchen making his family dinner is our main character John william blood, a 19 year old young man who wasn't like his family, now yes he has murder many people, made drug deals and many more things but all of them were against his will....well expect for one dead woman but that was for another time. Tonight John had had enough and was putting sleeping drugs in his family's food "alright here's dinner!" John yelled in a fake happy tone "about time brat" his father said as he looked at the wonderful food " Harold be nice, our son made us dinner didn't he?" His mother said as she was smoking her cigarette, John's older brother and sister didn't say anything as they were looking at their phone before putting them away to eat "well dig......in" but they already stuffing their faces with the food before passing out.

When they slowly begin to wake up they saw they were in a old warehouse tied up and gag. Soon they could hear something being poured as John walked up to them pouring gas everywhere "you know, I'm Impressed that you idiots didn't realize i was putting on a act for you" soon he turn and faced them and began to cover them in gas and then himself, his dad was yelling and struggling at him but to no avail "oh but don't worry, we will all be paying for our sins" soon he light his match and dropped it and soon darkness.......

John woke up breathing hard, he saw he was in a alleyway and on some trash bags "ugh where am I? Ow my head" soon he reaches for his head to rub to only stop and looked at his hands.....he wasn't human anymore "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!" soon he got up and walked into the streets to have a look around, he saw the buildings and residents walking around, he saw the red sky and the so called "sun" and he knew where he was "i'm....in hell...but I didn't expect it to look like this" he sighed and began to walk around the streets to clear his head.

After about an hour he stops at a building that had a poster on the door, it was a help wanted sign "looking for someone to join us in our jobs of kill humans for clients, just go to the front desk and ring the bell" He shrugged and walked in and began to look around until he found the door that had the name of the business on it...IMP "well when in roam" soon he walked in and to the make shift desk and ring the bell. He could hear someone arguing before "HOLD ON I'M COMING YOU ASSHOLE!!!" soon he saw a female hell hound walked to the desk and plop down "what do you want?" She sounded annoyed "oh well I'm here because I saw the poster out front" the female rolled her eyes and used the phone on the desk "hey fucker someone is here for the job...yea ill send him yo you" then she hung up and pulled out her personal phone "down the hall, third door on the left" he thanked her and walked down the hall and walked into Blitzo's office where he saw a red demon with very long black and white horns playing with some toys "umm excusee?" Then blitzo realized John was there and threw the toys across the room "oh hi yes you must be here for the job" Blitzo said in his usual manner "y-yes sir" John qa s but nervous as he sat down "good good, the name is Blitzo, the o is silent" soon he offer his hand to john who shook it "John" "alright John let's get started, first off have you killed before, if so how many?" John began to think "if I remember correctly I say around.....3487 murders in all different ways" Blitzo looked impressed with that kill count "so were you a human who died or a full blooded demon" John let out a sigh "I...was a human who died last night because I killed myself and my family to end our evil way" Blitzo wrote that down and looked back at John "alright i have everything I need and John, welcome to IMP" John couldn't belive it, but he was just happy to have a job so easy "thank you sir!"

"Alright everyone listen up, i want you all to meet John! He'll be working with us from now on!" Blitzo proudly said, millie clapped happy while Moxxie looked like he wasn't too sure about this "sir if I need to remind you" but bitzo cut him off "shut it moxxie, anyway John the wimp right there is moxxie, the one next to him is his wife millie and this" Blitzo moved and side hugged loona and began to rub against her cheek all to her announce "is my sweet little girl loona" loona growled at blitzo before he went back to John and had him sit next to loona "now then, why don't you tell us about yourself John?" Soon almost everyone was looking at John, loona was looking at her phone "oh well my full name is John william blood, I came from a long line of mafia members, I am skilled in many things, my favorite is cooking and I'm immune to all STDs" that last bit got loona's attention "wait really?" Moxxie asked "yup, my last ex lied to me about it so after I killed her I went to the doctors and found out...still don't regret killing her" John soon lean back "so what happened to your family?" Millie asked "i killed them, I killed us all in a fire and had explosives all over the warehouse to make sure there was no survivors" "i knew it would be a good idea hiring you! Oh and moxxie go down and take down the help wanted poster I set up" moxxie begrudgingly got up and left to get the post. John smiled as he knew his new life will be better then his old one