vampires will never hurt you || rory keaner

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quick note!! i just wanna say this is probs my least favorite episode of mbav. i just couldn't truly enjoy it as much as i do the others. that being said tbh i probs won't do this chapter justice.

"This is the unholiest abandoned veterinary hospital I've ever seen. I'd put the chances of seeing Canus Spectralis, ghost dog, at total max." The voice from the tv whispers as the twins sit on the couch in between Ethan and Rory."Somebody's here. I smelt it... but the spirit world dealt it." They all hear a loud crunch and look over to see Rory devouring chips.

"Rory!" Gabe whisper yells at him.

"Vampires don't even need food!" Ethan tells him annoyed at his loud crunching.

"You know i'm a stress eater." Rory says.

The twins roll their eyes, looking back at the tv. "Scare finder rule number 8: Don't be afraid of scares."

"Doug's fearless. He's a machine designed to, like, delete fear from itself." Benny tells them, before they all return their attention back to the tv.

"Hey everybody, we're live outside the door of this year's Day with Doug winner. This super fan gets to hang with me and go and go on a scare find of his own town!"

The doorbell rings, Ethan let's out a groan. "Oh come on!" he whines. "Who would bother us now?" The doorbell keeps ringing as Ethan goes to answer it.

"That kid must have a crazy luck bonus, like a plus 6!" Rory says.

"I automatically hate this jerk. He should be me and he isn't." Benny says gesturing to the tv.

"Hey big man! Names Doug Falconhawk." The tv dude says as Ethan appears on the screen.

"That jerk is Ethan." Gabe says slightly confused.

"Ethan you'll never believe who won the contest." Benny calls to his best friend.

"Are you Ethan?" a dude with a blonde mullet, who's wearing a helmet with lights and cameras attached to it, asks.

"Hi..." Ethan says giving an awkward smile.

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Doug walks around Ethans room as Ethan, Benny, and Rory all stare at him in mesmerization. Gabe isn't a die hard fan of Doug like they are.

"I dig your decorating style, Ethan." Doug says as he points to a poster of himself on the wall. Ethan just awkwardly smiles again.

"Ow. Ow. Ow." Benny says while pinching himself to see if he's in a dream.

"He's here. It's real. This is a thing that's happening." Ethan says.

"Dude, this is off several hooks." Rory begins floating up into the air. Gabe notices and is quick to pull him back to the floor.

"I don't believe what i'm seeing..." Doug says making the four worry that he saw Rory float. "...There's and action figure of me?" he asks.

"No, I made that out of other figures." Ethan explains. "See, you've got wolverines groin, but no one has awesome hair like you do so I had to sculpt that myself." Ethan smiles proud of his creation.

"Yeah" Doug nods his head in approval giving Ethan a thumbs up. "Now tiny Doug can kill a vampire." he places the figure back on the shelf in front of a vampire figure.