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¹³ : talk

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lowkey
who's here!!!

the stealer
do you not have a life why are you always online you weirdo

lowkey
you love me

the stealer
i really do not but okay sure
who's the other person here

only valid royal
hi

lowkey
HEY you good? you suddenly left the chat just now

only valid royal
im great its fine

lowkey
hm you wanna come over?

only valid royal
no its okay
thank you

lowkey
oh

the stealer
what happened with you
you would take any chance to be in our dorm so what's wrong with you now

only valid royal
nothing happened minghao
are you falling for me though ? ;)

lowkey
as the head of student welfare, something is not well with this student

only valid royal
oh??? IM OKAY FR DINO
dw dw dw

lowkey
okay sure
ill pretend i believe you

only valid royal
:)

lowkey
ill go offline first then i remembered i had to help woozi talk to the club leaders sigh

only valid royal
bye dinoo

lowkey
byesss

lowkey is offline

the stealer
talk.

only valid royal
does my baby want to get to know me better?? ;)

the stealer
well your baby is going to fucking hunt you down if you dont talk about whats going on with you

only valid royal
omg you called yourself my baby
is my incessant bothering actually working on you?

the stealer
no it isnt
now talk

only valid royal
about what?

the stealer
whyd you suddenly go offline earlier

only valid royal
oh
my phone died LMAO

the stealer
did it really

only valid royal
yep
but omg my baby cares about me <3

the stealer
genuinely dont but sure whatever helps you sleep at night

the stealer
but are you sure it was nothing

only valid royal
yep just modern day technology failing me as it normally does

the stealer
hm okay fine

only valid royal
but since youre here lets get to know each other hehehe

the stealer
what do you want to know

only valid royal
anything youre comfortable telling me <3

the stealer
hm well i did martial arts when i was younger and ig now i still enjoy that and for obvious reasons, ive also done archery ever since i was a kid so im relatively proficient

only valid royal
whats your favourite food

the stealer
thats random
but i like warm foods
im not too much of a fan of cold things because i think theyre unhealthy

only valid royal
omg
we have that in common <3
i think we're soulmates minghao

the stealer
now see i dont know if youre kidding or if you actually believe the shit you say

only valid royal
would you be happy if i really believed that we were soulmates?

the stealer
it wont make any difference to me so do whatever you want

only valid royal
hah
do whatever i want

the stealer
see theres clearly something wrong with you if youre repeating texts for no good reason

only valid royal
its for dramatic effect haohao

the stealer
please dont ever call me that

only valid royal
WHY NOT
its cute. youre cute. it all adds up

the stealer
still think you should talk about whats bothering you

only valid royal
nothing is bothering me haohao dont worry

the stealer
i will kick you if you keep calling me that

only valid royal
i have another nickname for you then

the stealer
what is it

only valid royal
my boyfriend.

the stealer
yea i shouldve expected that

the stealer
hm i forgot i promised minnie id go target shooting with her

only valid royal
minnie?

the stealer
yea
shes the next maid marian so shes supposedly my partner

only valid royal
oh
howd you two meet

the stealer
we met at the shooting range actually and we just started talking and somehow we turned out to be each other's partner which is fun i guess

only valid royal
oh
yea
its fun

the stealer
now whats wrong

only valid royal
nothings wrong haohao
you should go then! dont want to keep your partner waiting

the stealer
we arent dating

only valid royal
well its only a matter of time because of the way our stories are haha
byebye haohao

only valid royal is offline

the stealer
...
why does he refuse to tell me that he has issues with his story when its so obvious

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author's note:
you guys leaving your thoughts and theories rly makes me 🥺🥺 ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR EVE!!! im one follower away from 800 so im kinda manifesting for that rn but i hope youre all doing well 🥺