"Where is he right now?"
"We have detained him in the hallway, Vice-chief!"
All of them rushed outside to face this unprecedented enemy who had the guts to infiltrate into their base alone but they were only met with the roaring of ceaseless laughter.
"Ahahahaha!Ahaha! This is a misunderstanding! I'm ain't a terrorist, I'm a trader! I have a business!", the man loudly exclaims, his voice still cheerful as he was being held in place by two officers.
"Identity yourself!", Kondo pointed his sword at him with his eyebrows scrunched together, for all he knew this could be a joui rebel.
"Hey I already said that I'm a trader! It's Sakamoto! Ahahaha! Ahaha!"
"Stop laughing!"
"My friend works here! If ya' ask her then-"
"Kondo-san! I've done all my-", you came hurriedly into the hallway with a tall stack of papers and your speech paused when your eyes fell on your very lovable but idiotic friend of many years.
"Wha-Tatsuma! What are you doing here!", you ask, completely surprised.
"Ahahaha! Ahahaha! [name]-chan! still as cute as ever!"
"Nee-san, do you really know this noisy loudspeaker?", Okita shifted his deep red eyes towards you and you nodded.
"Yes! This is Sakamoto Tatsuma! He has a trading company called the Kai-Kaiki-Kien-um-"
"Ahahahah! It's Kaientai...."
"You know I'm not good at names...we've known each other for a very long time.", you smiled happily as you paced closer, officers loosening their grip off of him.
"You're always in tow with the weird ones, [last name].", Hijikata sighed and you looked at him fixedly for about two seconds, puzzling the police officer.
"Well anyways, what are you doing all the way here at Shinsengumi? You could've gone to my house or even Gintoki's! I'm sure I wrote you my address the last time."
"Oh! Ahahahahah! I...forgot your address. I also forgot Kintoki's! But I remembered that ya' wrote me sayin' that yer' now working for the Shinsengumi so I came here to find ya! Ahahaha!", the man put his hand against the back of his head and started guffawing.
"So this is where you are.", Another voice said from above, before the roof collapsed and caved in in-front of you.
"What the--!". Both Okita and Hijikata reflexively placed their hands on the hilts of their respective swords, bracing for an ambush.
"Mutsu-chan!", You exclaimed happily upon seeing the familiar tuft of brown hair under a sedge-hat.
You were extremely fond of Mutsu.
"[name]. It's good to see you well. Excuse me for scaring you there.", She tilted her hat slightly, dusting off all the debris around her like it were pieces of paper.
"No no, I'm so happy to see you!"
"Oi!! Don't turn our base into your guest house [last-name]! How are you friends with these weirdos...And who the hell is going to pay for that!", Hijikata pointed with his sword vexingly at the gaping hole in the roof, curtesy of Mutsu.
"Of course Kintoki! Ahahah! Ahahah!"
"We can't just excuse you because you are nee-san's friend. You still trespassed into our compound without our permission.", Sougo seized up on Sakamoto, thinking of interesting ways to punish him.
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Gintama: Remastered 2.0 Z [reader insert]
FanfictionYou're a medic working part-time for the Shinsengumi and it's been only three months since you arrived at Edo and were reunited with your versatile group of friends from the troubling echos of the joui war. Now your life consists of police, bombs, t...