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"I've got to tell you something. Are you sitting down?"
"I am actually. What's up mom?"
"Your brother was adopted!"
"What??? What are you talking about?"
"Why are you telling me this over a text? Call me"
"Oh this damn phone. I wrote accepted and the phone changed it. He got accepted to Yale!"
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So when does my order come in? I need my house to smell like a cooter shop!!
Ummm, *flower*...... What the hell???
hahahahaahah!!! That is too freakin funny!
My phone hates me
I am crying I am laughing so hard!
Don't worry, your house will be smelling like cooter in no time!
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Good morning my anal princess <3
Angel***
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You know that song that you like?
Which one?
Sexy and you know it
ya
Well here's one for you
I walk in your room and this is what i see, there's a condom on the floor and it's staring at me. I have a rage in my stomach and
I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it... You're grounded and you know it.
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I don't know what happened for the last one sorry I don't know how to fix it and Thanks for reading .
Goodnight or Good-morning!! bye friends
-mudblood_808 💛
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Just Something I Made
HumorDunno. Bunch of facts, poems or ryhmes, pick-up lines, puns and quotes that I got off of the internet. Hope you enjoy.
