Charters on crack

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I do have to say there is alot of swearing, Talking about Death, and Other stuff in this

Techno: *shamelessly Starts his Day at 3:45 Pm*

Quackity: you have 10 apples I take away 4 how many do you have Left??
Charlie: 4...
Quackity: you have 10 apples!! I take away 4 !! HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT?!?!
Charlie: A Zebra

Wilbur: Yeet or be Yeeted Bitch

Dream: *Checks is Door is locked and leaves* *his Brain: did you lock the door?* \_°^°_/

Wilbur: Check out the Dude behind us dont make is Obv-
Mexican Dream: *turns around*

Quackity: *has to Look up at everybody when he Threatens them*   
Everybody: *looks down at him and smirks*

Tommy: *looks at his phone and opens a convo he has been Avoid* *yeets himself off a Cliff*

Fundy: Dad whats Dark humor??
Wilbur: do you see that Man with no Arms over there?? Tell him to Clap
Fundy: Mom!! Im blind!
Wilbur: Exactly

Time traveler Karl: What year is This??
Sapnap: 2021??
Karl: ¬'¬

Tubbo, Ranboo and Tommy: CAN YOU STOP TRING TO MANIPULATING US FOR FIVE MINUTES!!
Dream: 0.0

Techno: I threw a kid in a well, don't ask me ill never tell I will regret this in hell but he was in my Way
Phil: I'll trade your Soul for a wish damnation and sin for a kiss i wasn't looking for this but you were in my Way
Wilbur: Your glare was holdin. Ripped Spleen Skin was rollin, Dark night Blood was Flowin. WHERE YOU THINK YOUR GOING BABY?!?!
Tommy: HEY I JUST KILLED YOU, IM FUCKING CRAZY, BUT THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOU SO ROT THERE MAYBE

Tommy: *dark joke accidentally slips out*
Puffy: 0.0
Ranboo: *laughing along with Tommy*

Sapnap: My Grief counselor died the other Day he was so good at his job I dont even care

Eret: T^T *bites into Ice cream and its freezes her Teeth*

Wilbur: *eyes Glow red* I'll show you how much I love you😃

Techno: *hugs Dream* First I'll hug you to Deathh...

Tommy: :) *makes a suicide joke* T^T *chokes on water the Next Mintue*

Niki: It took you 15 mintues to get home. Google Maps Says it Takes 12 Who is She??

Fundy: Everybody that I love are here In these walls
Techno: Wrong your Dad is In the afterlife

George: *stands outside while the house is on fire* It was a Spider its Gone now

Michael: ~·~ *stands in the Corner and watches Tubbo and Ranboo Fight*

Deo: Its chicken nugget
Tommy: chicky nuggies

Phil: you have 7 chairs and 10 kids what do you do?
Wilbur: Get 3 more chairs
Techno: Kill 3 kids

Fundy: Love is a open door! *Dream leave Him for George*
George: Love is a open door!! *Dream leaves him for the prison*

Wilbur: my Wife is going into labour what do i do?
Badboyhalo: is this her first Kid?
Wilbur: no it's her husband

Dream: hey I'll be there in 5 minutes you ready?
Sapnap: *still is in his PJ's* yup..

Eret: *turns music off but keeps ear buds in to eavsedrop*

Karl: 2020 is the year I'll travel
Covid: nope

Tommy: I killed Dream
Sapnap: i trained with Dream
Puffy: I raised Dream!
George: I ummm got Fucked by dream..??

Techno: DREAM
Dream: TECHNO
Techno: DREAM
Dream: TECHNO

Quackity: Good morning *in the morning* *techno by Bed time* Fuck you alllll

Techno: *drinking hot sauce*
Phil: Where did that blood Bag go...?
Techno: 0.0

Tommy watching a horror movie

*when people get killed*
Tommy: :)
*when a dog gets killed*
Tommy: 😭

If you guys like these I can do more :)

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