Strange: Thor Odinson. God of Thunder.

Thor holds up a ratty umbrella, ready to defend himself.

Strange: You can put down the umbrella.

Thor gives Strange a sideways look but then sets his umbrella down. When he looks back up, the environment is furnished.

Thor: y/n!

y/n: Thor!

Doctor Strange clears his throat.

Thor: So earth has wizards now? 

Strange: The preferred term is "Master of the Mystic Arts."

Thor: Alright wizard, who are you? Why should I care?

Strange: My name is Doctor Stephen Strange and I have some questions for you. Take a seat.

Thor, y/n and Strange are now sitting in high-backed chairs.

y/n: This is nice.

Strange: Tea?

y/n: Please.

Thor and y/n now have cups of tea in their hands.

Thor: I don't drink tea. 

Strange: What do you drink? 

Thor: Not tea.

Thor now has a stein of beer in his hand. He drinks it throughout the scene, but it always stays full. y/n blows on his cup of tea.

Strange: Sugar?

y/n: We better be talking about the tea.

Strange chuckles.

 Strange: So I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother Loki is one of these beings.

Thor: He's a worthy inclusion.

Strange: Then why bring him here?

Thor: We're looking for my father.

Strange: So. If you were to tell you where Odin was, all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?

Thor: Promptly.

y/n: So you didn't even need me to fight Loki?

Strange: No I did. He attacks you in a lot of the outcomes.

Thor: Excuse me...

Strange: Oh right, I'll help you.

Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?

Strange: I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed. Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile.

y/n: And you don't have a phone.

Thor: No, I don't have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It's called an email.

Strange: Yeah, do you have a computer?

Thor: No. What for?

Strange: ...

Thor: Anyway, my father is no longer in exile. So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home.

Strange: Gladly. He's in Norway. 

Strange stands up and suddenly they are standing by a book- case. Strange takes down an ancient book, flips through it.

Strange: I'm just seeing whether this incantation requires any Asgardian modifications. Thor reaches out to the bookcase to steady himself. 

Strange: Nope. 

Suddenly they are across the room at Strange's work station. Because Thor was touching the bookcase, he has magically brought it across the room as well. 

Strange: Oh, we don't need that. 

y/n chuckles.

Suddenly Thor is back across the room. Books fall off the shelf and Thor's beer spills. He is queasy and unsteady from the teleporting. 

Thor: Will you stop doing that? 

y/n: Yeah please, I've just had a steaming cup of tea and about six whiskies.

Strange: I need just one strand of your hair. 

Thor: Let me explain something, my hair is not to be meddled wi-

y/n yanks a strand of hair and passes it to Strange who smiles at him. Strange extends the hair, infuses it with magic, does a few gestures that create a bright light and suddenly...

Bottom of the stairs. Strange and y/n are standing. Thor is rolling down the stairs. A magic portal leading into a peaceful meadow has opened beside Strange. 

Thor: We could have just walked. 

Strange: He's waiting for you. y/n, thanks for coming.

y/n: No problem, we should get a drink sometime.

Thor: All right. 

y/n: Umm...

Strange: Don't forget your umbrella. 

Thor: Yes.

Thor extends his arm and holds out his hand. Crashing noises are heard. Lots of crashing noises.

Thor: Sorry...

Finally the umbrella flies into his hand.

Thor: I suppose I'll need my brother back. 

Strange: Yeah, right.

Suddenly we hear screaming.

From above, Loki drops out of a portal. He lands hard on the floor and then staggers to his feet. On edge, confused. Seeing y/n does not help

Loki: ...I have been falling...for thirty minutes! Civil Warrior? Oh I am going to enjoy this...

Strange: You can handle him from here. 

Loki eyes up y/n.

Thor: Yeah of course. 

y/n: Umm Strange..

They shake hands.

Thor: Thank you very much for your help. 

Strange: Good luck.

Loki: Handle me? Who are you? 

y/n steps between Loki and Strange.

Thor: Loki. 

Loki draws a dagger, ready to attack Strange. 

Loki: You think you're some kind of sorcerer? Don't think for one minute, you second-rate-

Strange: Alright, buh-bye. 

y/n: No, wait!

Strange gestures with both hands and pulls the magic portal over them. Just like that, Thor, y/n and Loki are gone.

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