Four bad boys, Ayden, Hayden, Brayden, and Okayden, try to form a school club to learn how to fight their bad boy instincts, or succumb to cliches trying.
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When Ayden's six-pack ap...
Ayden Gomez is the world's best detective, a lone wolf in a sea of posers, but he is a wolf that cannot swim, because wolves don't swim, I guess. Never seen one. He's a no-nonsense, gun-tooting' private dick that prowls the dark underbelly of the big city by day, and works the counter at the "Black Cat Bar and Crill'' at night(the owner liked the alliteration, even though Ayden repeatedly told him that's not what alliteration means). He can either shoot you or give you a shot, but either way, Ayden will listen to your problems and either serve you a drink to forget it, or go and solve it for you. For the right price, of course
Yes, I used "either" twice, sue me.
It was one fateful night, a rainy night, when Slippery Nipples were flying around, because it was lady's night or something, when she came in. She had legs for days, and teeth as white as the sun, if the sun were white and not like, yellow. Anywho, she looked like an eldritch abomination, but one Ayden Gomez, private dick, couldn't ignore. Mainly because she was an old testament angel with the body composition of an Among Us impostor.
Ayden thought she needed a stiff drink, and an even stiffer... ear to lean on. Or is it shoulder to lean on? Little did Ayden know that she would flip his world upside down, leading him to uncover a conspiracy involving the DMV, Puerto Rican heartthrob Chayanne, and what the hell do you think this story is about? If you're reading this, it means you already read season one. Football, feet, abs, and ass. That's what this story is about. If you're reading this and haven't read season one, then what are you doing? Go read it. It's dope. It has vampire's and shit. There's even an Amazon partnership at the end, and that's cannon.
Anyways, you're not here for a story. You're here from the hot Hayden abs action. Here you go.
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(Not actually Hayden)
Read Season 2. Read Season 1 first, then Season 2. Yes.
