YOU ARE READING LOL Random Do u like joke books? Then this is just the book for u!! P.S. Please remember to like and tell others! #funny #hahaha #humor #lol #random The real truth... 499 44 5 by Soccerlover1224 by Soccerlover1224 Follow Share Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Share via Email Report Story You text him and he doesn't text back. He was obviously so excited when you texted him, that he fainted.