Nothing is safe.

Ever.

*echoes off into the distance*

Gum,money,and headphones are the main targets.

They don't care if it's a penny.

If you leave it,sorry to tell you honey,but it's

G O N E

FOREVER

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME!

This book is like your mother.

"I told you not to play on the top of that volcano!Now look at you,you're ashes in the atmosphere!"

See what I'm saying?

No you don't.

Don't argue with me.

Goodbye!

*front rolls off into the volcano*

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