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Chapter 3: Alex? Nah i'm someone new and improved; Dexter

"Uh.... hi?"

I smile and casually rest my free arm on my hip "heyyy man... how's-how's it goin'?" Dexter tries to move my arms but I stop him and use both my hands to prevent exposing his identity and ruining his name "good.... why are you trying to suffocate Alex?" Dexter stops struggling against me for moment and freezes, both Danny and I notice this and stare at Dex

And before I knew it, Dex grabs my wrists in a swift motion and I gasp due to this surprise attack and he locks my wrist together in front of my body with his one hand, then throws the pillow with his other "who's Alex? I keep hearing his name, is he your boyfriend?"

He has a serious tone and let me tell you

It was the hottest fucking thing I have ever heard

"Yes- no! No-no! He's... someone... some guy-" I groan and shut my eyes and pray to god this was all a nightmare "Okay so your not Alex then who are you?" I here Danny's voice and it's clear that he is confused "nah I'm not Alex, I'm Dexter, Zach and I are in the same class" I shake my head and whimper "wait Dexter? Aren't you the one who kept on stealing Zach's Tutees?" I gasp and look up at Danny "dude! Shut up"
"Hold on what?" Dexter chuckles "yeah, Zach wouldn't shut up about how your charms and looks kept all his Tutees drop his ass for you"

I blush a crimson red and slowly meet Dex's eye and see he is smirking "you think I'm charming?" I widen my eyes and shake my head "no-no! Of course not! I just...."

I don't know what to say... so I say the one thing thing that popped in my head

And that one word
That one goddamn word out a billions!

was cake...

"Y'know what! That doesn't even matter right now because you were leaving right now! Yeah remember you told me about meeting up with a cake! No! Not a cake a date!" I crawl off of Dex's lap and throw the pillow on his manly parts and begin gathering his belongs... even though I don't even know who's clothes is who's  but I am desperate for him to leave "here you go! Your pants your shirt you wallet and keys! Now leave my dorm and... forget what happened" i plop his stuff on his stuff on the pillow and open my door "this isn't even my shir-" I huff and yank him off the floor and begin to shove him out my room "thank you for your time but I'm afraid your going to be late for that date and I hope you have a LOVELY life and forget about.... everything"

"Hey! Woah! Stop with the shoving" he laughs and chuckles while trying to resist my pushing but I am determined for him to leave "nope nope nope nope, it was fun while it lasted but I really need you to leave and I hope to never see you again"

With one last push he is finally out of my dorm "can I at least get your number-"

I slams the door before he finishes his sentence showing no interest

"That was cold..."

I sigh and turn around leaning against the door "you fuckin ass hat" I glare at Dan and he makes a face "what did I do!?"

I roll my eyes and shake my head "you completely exposed AND embarrassed me!" I walk towards my bed with the sheet trailing behind me "what!? You did all that yourself!" I scoff "did not!" I grab my boxers that were dangling off the edge of my bed frame and slip them on "did to! I wasn't the one trying to suffocate him!" I turn around and was about to burst but then I realized.... he was right... he was 100% right...

So instead I just growl and grab my shirt that was on the floor and slipped it over my head... then I realized something else....

"And I'm not the one who gave him your shirt and kicked him out naked"

I sigh a really long... deep, clearly annoyed sigh and clench my fists "I'm going to fucking scream if this day gets any worse"
Then, I hear a knock

"Goddammit! Dex! I told you to forge-"

When I open the door I see nonetheless

Alex my ex

"Alex" I say in a quite yet panicked voice

He looks at me then at Danny
"Danny?"
I look at Danny and have a hunch that some stuff went down last night but I don't know if it was good or bad
"Zach?"
Danny looks at me clearly a bit anxious and stepped behind me to shield himself. The atmosphere turns into a tense and awkward aroma and I don't know what to do

"Aaannd dexterrr"

We all look at Dexter and he only has his boxers on "I was feeling left out... sorry" he shrinks and starts to blush very light shade and I'm surprised by his reaction, he's never the type to get embarrassed, but here he is standing in my building half naked, embarrassed

"Um... why does Dexter have your shirt" I look at Alex and gasp "y'know what I... he... yeah..." I shrink and bite my lower lip while squeezing the hem of Zach's shirt "oh... don't tell me you- and he-"

Zach threw on his pants and stepped between Alex and I "yeah we did, it was amazing, it felt like I was in an orchestra hearing sweet melodies... oh psh, you know what I'm talking about" Zach wraps his arms around my shoulder, then the room falls silent... the air is filled with heavy and intense awkwardness and Alex and Zach are currently having a staring contest as if they were to lions fighting for a pig.... Guess I'm the pig

Oink oink

"Well, Alex, pleasure to meet you, but now I gotta go and have a shower with this lovely man and wash away the sweet sex sweat, oh and switch shirts, cause it is clear that mine is way to big for him... hm... and you from the looks of it, byeeee" Zach moves backwards while also pulling me with him and slams the door in Alex's as well as Danny's