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Round Table Thingy-

A/N (22 October 2021): Eli, Saige, and I had been working on this before they left. I will warn you now that the ending is weird. I can't tell you if it's finished or not because honestly, I have no idea. I don't know if it would have ended differently, or if we would have "finished" it if Saige and Eli were still here... but yeah. Here it is. And by 'it' I mean what would happen if three crazy, confused, and scheming authors brought together some of their most important characters and locked them into a virtually unescapable room. Enjoy :)

~Celeste

P.S. If you haven't read any of our books yet, this... thing... does not have any spoilers. However, it does reveal a little bit about our characters that may or may not be included in the future.

P.P.S. Although our game is discontinued, if you'd like to guess on which Murderous Author is which, then be my guest! Here are some other questions to think about: Whose idea was this originally? Who created the image up above? Who spent the most time on this? Who had the most fun writing this? Where did we work on this? What was the most challenging aspect of writing this? (Just so you know, I don't know the answer to all these questions myself.)Okay, now sit back, relax, and enjoy this dose of craziness!! :D

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Omnipotent Murderous Author #1: *taps pen to clipboard*

Omnipotent Murderous Author #2: What are you doing?

Omnipotent Murderous Author #1: Noting who's here and who's not. So far, we've got no one.

Omnipotent Murderous Author #3: *nervously* Do you think they'll show up?

Omnipotent Murderous Author #2: Of course they will! We sent them a very specific invitation. Plus, they have no choice.

Omnipotent Murderous Author #1: Guys... hate to break it to you, but our invitation isn't really that specific.

Omnipotent Murderous Author #3: You're checking it?

Omnipotent Murderous Author #1: *nods*

Omnipotent Murderous Author #3: *peeks over shoulder*

Omnipotent Murderous Author #2: *breaks silence* So.. what do we do?

Omnipotent Murderous Author #1: *shrugs* You tell me.

Omnipotent Murderous Author #2 Er.. *panics*

Omnipotent Murderous Author #3: I think we have to go door to door...

Omnipotent Murderous Author #2: *wailing* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Omnipotent Murderous Author #1: You done yet?

Omnipotent Murderous Author #2: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Okay, now I'm done.