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"Hey the-ere Philly

What's it like I-in England

You're a thousand miles away

But boy, tonight you're getting silly

Yes you are

Lions can't RAWR as well as you

I swear it's true

Hey the-ere Philly

Don't you worry about Totoro

He's right there

If you get lonely

Just look on your bedside table

Or anywhere

Listen to my voice

I'll be your guide

I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to YouTube---

Oh it's what you do to YouTube

Oh it's what you do to YouTube---

Oh it's what you do to YouTube

What you do to Youtube

Hey the-ere Philly

I know England's getting dreary

But just believe me, boy

Someday the attitude will get better where you are

You'll have it good

You'll have the peace you knew you would

My word is good

Hey the-ere Philly

Seems like you've got a lot to say

If you hear this song I wrote for you

I hope it takes your breath away

Or impresses you

Even more in love with you, they'd fall

Yours fans I mean

Oh it's what you do to YouTube--

Oh it's what you do to YouTube

Oh it's what you do to YouTube--

Oh it's what you do to YouTube

What you do to YouTube

A thousand miles is pretty far

But we have computers, and phones, and sites

I have no other ways to talk to you

My friends do all make fun of me

But I just laugh along because I know

That they don't understand my pain

Philly, I can promise you

That by the time that you find this

My friends will have convinced me

That you would never even see it

Hey the-ere Philly

You are good and won't miss me

Because after you have no idea who I am

And still be making history like you do

You know it's all up to you

You can do whatever you want to

Hey the-ere Philly

Here's to you

This is for you

Oh it's what you do to YouTube--

Oh it's what you do to YouTube

Oh it's what you do to YouTube--

Oh it's what you do to YouTube

What you do to YouTube"

Parodies for AmazingPhil, Phil Lester, and Danisnotonfire, Dan HowellRead this story for FREE!