IHaveAJuiceBox (aka Auden) X Oc! First IHaveAJuiceBox fan fiction, maybe so! I have permission from her to write this but if she wants me to take it down or gets uncomfortable with it I will do it in a heart beat.
(Used to be platonic, not anymore...
Bio: p n e u m o n o u l t r a m i c r o s c o p i c s i l i c o v o l c a n o c o n i o s i s (they/them it's not that hard)
Stories by Isla: isla's random shit
(isla's random shit) Rant 6
Okok hear me out. What if we fuck gender. Instead of female or male or non-binary or genderfluid or demigirl/boy or anything else, we identify as aliens or crappy Christmas movies.
Like "Hi! I'm bread, I'm a toaster!" See! It's fucking sick, pisses off all the old people. Plus, if I was a crappy Christmas movie then my mom would have to love me! It's a win win!
But that's probably not enough to convince you people. So let me give you another example.
"Hi, I'm Squish and I identify as a duck!"
"Hi! I'm Kitty, and I identify as a juice box!" (Yes that is directed towards someone)
"Hello fine fellow earth residents, I am B, and I identify as a small caterpillar."
DO YOU NOT SEE HOW AMAZING THIS WOULD BE?
(isla's random shit) Question 13
What do you do if you have a crush on someone who most definitely doesn't like you back, but every time you listen to like half your favorite songs you think about them and they won't leave your head and they make your heart all funny?
Asking for a friend.
Comments
User7676: Oof
User6358: You ignore them!
User6987: Hell if I know
User9892: you dig your grave
User8253: tell your friend the internet has failed them
User6789: Wait....
Ihaveajuicebox: Isla?
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