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thirty seven

rule no.2: text on the regular and tell eachother about personal things. also buy rachel a soda im thirsty.

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well, i know nothing about personal things so i went across the hall to the soda vending machine and bought rachel a sunkiss because she hates those. im honestly a terrible person, but she ruined a perfectly fine rule with her request.

how did she know she would want a soda by the time i read this?

she's so thirsty wow.

fae: hey so i have a question abt the list

rachel: this IS rachel so talk . Because it is definitely me, Rachel

fae: ok who am i texting

rachel: me, rachel!!!!

fae: :-|

rachel: it's not michael why would u even say that gee

fae: wOAH WOAH R U GUYS HANGING OUT

fae: MICHAEL UR HANGING OUT WITHOUT ME, YOUR GIRLFRIEND???

rachel: yes. hold on im going to get rachel

fae: tell her to put her pants back on;)

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rachel claimed she was back on her phone and leaving wherever she was with michael, but i wanted to be safe so i called her.

i was also flipping through one of those teeny bopper magazines and there was a poster of 5sos in it!!

im planning on duck taping it on one of their cars. can they even drive? i bet ashton can. i wouldn't trust the other three tbh.

"sup, fae!" rachels voice sounds through the phone.

"okay, so i actually already told luke about my family and my dad and stuff so does that count?" i cut to the chase. i don't know why, but this list has made me really driven to complete it.

like at this point it isn't even about luke. okay, it is, but still.

"fae, the point of the list isn't to finish it quickly, it's to get to know him. tell him other stuff. ask him how his day was, what his star sign is, random stuff like that." she explains while (it sounds like) she's driving.

"rache, how do you not have a boyfriend? i mean you're such a good gf." i tell her while closing the magazine.

there was a headshot of michael and calum so i was going to cut out clifford's face and put it on rachels pillow.

"you're my boyfriend."

"im telling michael." i say in a sing song voice.

"he wouldn't care" she matches my tone.

"okay im hanging up, ya dumb jerk."

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fae: how's ur day

luke: Do you have the wrong number??

fae: does ur mOM HAHAH

luke: It's good. Writing some more today and then recording. Also texting a super hot girl ;)

fae: aw thanks ;))

luke: What? No, not you

fae: well dAmn

ouch, i don't want him to text another girl! maybe he's just trying to make me jealous.. or he's texting calum..

either way, i need to finish the damn list.

fae: what's your star sign

luke: uh... Jack Black? Maybe Will Smith. I like both of them

fae: me

fae: noo like when's your birthday?

luke: July 16

fae: ok ur a cancer and im an aquarius

fae: aka ur emotional af and im apparently heartless

fae: nice

luke: Ha! do you believe in this kind of stuff?

fae: ..

fae: yes . yes i do

fae: it says our star signs would b a good couple

luke: Well we don't need horoscopes to tell us that

fae: AYYYY THAT WAS SO SMOOTH

luke: REALLY? THANKS OH MAN ID LIKE TO THANK MY PARENTS, MY DOG, AND JACK BLACK

fae: again with the jack black!!!?

luke: Do u not like him??...

fae: no im just glad someone likes him almost as much as i do

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i think we've had a good enough conversation. im going to let him write songs or whatever. plus, he flirted with me, plus, he likes jack black.

he's legendary.

but i still want to ask him one thing. it's just been bothering me and i wish it wasn't.

fae: are you actually texting a hot girl

luke: just you , my mum, and calum

fae: wtf did u just call ur mum hot

luke: NO I MEANT LIKE THAT'S ALL IM TEXTING

luke: YOU'RE HOT

luke: WAIT SHIT

luke: CALUM TOLD ME IT WOULD MAKE YOU JEALOUS AND THEN WE COULD LIKE IDK

fae: WELL IT KIND OF DID MAKE ME JEALOUS

fae: BUT IM LEAVING THIS CONVERSATION STILL

luke: OK BYE

fae: OK

fae: BYE

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luke is lame lmao

have a wonderful day<3
-em